Keanu Reeves is Immortal

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Vanguard_Ex

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CrashBang said:
He doesn't look like that in the Bill & Ted films, in them he looks like a teenager... because he is
So he does age
He wasn't a teenager in those films, he was made to look like one.
 

Crazy_Bird

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Thank you, you made my day. Cannot stop laughing.

Yet the idea that he is a highlander makes sense...
 

Kragg

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He does like like a standard male, like one of those computermodels in a science show about the diff between men and womens faces.
Can't for the life of me remember the correct term for that though.
He just has one of those faces you see alot, kinda like male Sheppard?
 

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Jark212 said:
Mother of god....

But there is a flaw in this; If he's really immortal, then why hasn't he learned to act???
hahahahah ^^ Funny, but I still loved him in speed, matrix and not to forget Bill & Ted... :p
 

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captainwillies said:

what do you think?
I've noticed that Johnny Depp & Keavu Reeves have the aging grace of a Japanese rockstar. A pitty David Bowie doesn't still look like he did in the 70s.
 

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Maybe he is an alien robot, sent to infiltrate the ranks of humans. He goes into a dormant mode for years and then re-awakens, continuing his attempts to become one with our society.
 

AndyFromMonday

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Anyone who bothers to look at the wikipedia page or search for a picture of Paul when he was old will see how they're not similar at all.
 

DazBurger

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Sassafrass said:
No, he's not immortal.

It just proves he cannot change his facial expressions at all. He was born expressionless!
Plus, I will kill him if it means my life!

[sup]I'm the resident Reeves hater, pleased to meet you.[/sup]
No facial expressions?

What about this?
 

spinFX

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I cannot believe the number of posts that have treated this and the OP seriously, as if he truly believed it. I am going to hang myself now due to a lack of faith in humanity. Good night.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Wow, he looks like some guy who died ages ago and his birthplace is linked to the historical figure incredibly badly. Well done, for even considering it you're an idiot.

Plus all you've done is put an image as an OP. Basically another "Oh hey guys! Look what I found! Pay attention to MEEEE!" thread.
 

DazBurger

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Wow, he looks like some guy who died ages ago and his birthplace is linked to the historical figure incredibly badly. Well done, for even considering you're an idiot.

Plus all you've done is put an image as an OP. Basically another "Oh hey guys! Look what I found! Pay attention to MEEEE!" thread.
BAD TROLL! BAD!
 

GrinningManiac

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*Mindsplosion*

Not just from the creepy doppelganger from the 20s, but also because I never noticed how Keanu (in his modern form) has never aged

A FLAW IN THIS ARGUMENT: Bill and Ted's excellent adventure