Keanu Reeves Negotiating for Lead Role in Akira

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WittyInfidel

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No....

Just...no....

They get Reeves, I will refuse to watch this abortion they try to call a movie. Akira was one of the very first animes I ever saw. It has a treasured spot in my memory. I refuse to let Reeves ruin that for me, too. I wasn't a huge fan of The Matrix: Refunded.

Don't let Mr. Wooden-Expression ruin another movie!
 

beema

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Everyone here needs to read this:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-actual-live-action-akira-script-worse-than-you-think/
and
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-urgent-questions-about-live-action-akira-remake/

This movie sounds like such an atrocious abortion that should never come to light.
 

Scrustle

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Keanu playing Keneda? That just won't work. For one he can't shout loud enough, and he's a middle aged man now! He can't play a teenager, that's just stupid.

Not that it really matters that much, the film is pretty much set to be a total disaster anyway.
 

DTWolfwood

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luvd1 said:
.... The man is 46 years old for gods sake.
glad some1 notice the massive discrepancy in the age of the actor and character he is to portray.

Just try to imagine Reeves yelling: "Tetsuuooooooo!"
this made me laugh real hard! im in tears XD
 

Callate

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You know the sad thing? Keanu Reeves is the most promising piece of casting I've heard attached to this project to date...

Unfortunately, that's hardly the only problem the version I've been hearing about has going for it. It's a PG-13 CGI-fest taking place in New York, fuhcryinoutloud.

If I were an investor, I'd be concerned, too.
 

Calbeck

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Akira was a tour de force that really highlighted how far in advance of other forms of animation anime was capable of going. However, it's not what really broke anime out of its niche market.

That honor, I'm afraid, goes to none other than Robotech.

At a time when American kids otherwise had G.I. Joe and the first iteration of My Little Pony to look forward to on mainstream television, Robotech broke in on early cable networks via the "UHF" stations which were usually unable to afford much in the way of quality programming. Unfettered by network censors, director Carl Macek was able to take three utterly unrelated anime programs, weave them into a single overarching plot, and present them to young American audiences in a way they could understand. It also broke away from the cliches that often made Japanese programming obtuse or even silly to Westerners (such as the cramped dubbing found in Speed Racer, Kimba, Battle Between the Planets or Gigantor).

Robotech, to those of us who were there when it arrived, simply blew everything else out of the water. It was popular enough to spawn a successful series of novels and merchandise, as well as a variety of games (including a knock-off that itself became very popular, Battletech).

Akira reached American audiences mainly through video outlets such as Blockbuster --- but it didn't stand there alone. It was stacked with those anime hits which had gone before, which had proven that a market for such video existed. Akira was like the third stage on a Saturn V rocket --- a critical part of the vessel enabling anime's flight, but it could not have gotten to where it was most useful without those stages which came before it.
 

Crispee

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Sanglyon said:
Crispee said:
As has probably been mentioned, this film won't be entirely what fans of the original want, and it probably won't gain too many new fans if it's just about blatant 9/11 symbolism. So I'd say go for Keanu Reeves since he can do no harm or good, just as long as he shouts "TETSUO!" every so often.
He'll shout "Travis", Tetsuo's new name for the movie.
So I hear, I'm hoping if I keep saying he has the same name it'll become true.
 

ChristovR

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Dear Hollywood,
I am really starting to see the silver lining to the San Andreas fault.
- Sincerely,
Fans of the good things that you get your grubby little hands on and inevitably turn into a fetid pile of feces.
 

Ascarus

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i have not read one thing about this movie that bodes well for it. FFS, keanu is my age and the main characters in Akira were TEENAGERS. how hard is it for the film industry to even get that right? but what am i talking about? they moved the entire movie to the US from Japan so, i guess if they are that geographically retarded i shouldn't be surprised by anything else they do.

whoa. i sense an epic failure in the making.
 
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King Crab said:
at this point it doesn't even matter. go on, get justin bieber as tetsuo and just be done with it.

Ow my inner Nihongo just committed Seppuku!

*Sigh* you may have the right of it though. By the time theyre done it will only bear the name Akira, and probably wont even have good music or those cool light streamers off the bikes
 
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Ascarus said:
i have not read one thing about this movie that bodes well for it. FFS, keanu is my age and the main characters in Akira were TEENAGERS. how hard is it for the film industry to even get that right? but what am i talking about? they moved the entire movie to the US from Japan so, i guess if they are that geographically retarded i shouldn't be surprised by anything else they do.

whoa. i sense an epic failure in the making.

Actually, they did try to set it in japan, but they had an American point Japan out on the map, and got 3/4 of the way through filming before they realized they were in Vancouver BC.
 

Necromancer1991

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LIve action Akira.....oh god.....


TBH the original anime adaption wasn't perfect (Nothing is really explained plot-wise), but I could live with it because it looked awesome and had an okay dub (Yes I'm referring to the GOOD dub).
 

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Keanu will turn 47 later this year. I'm sorry. Bad idea! Bad, bad bad.

Also, I hope they base it off the manga more than the movie version. Two hours is not enough time to do the manga justice.
 

ZombieGenesis

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Again with the AKIRA story. Why can't they leave one of my favourite fictional masterpieces alone?

And seriously, Reeves? I like the guy and all, but he doesn't have the range to pull off somebody like Kaneda or Tetsuo. They're both very hot headed, emotive characters. I know they've already decided to make it an adult cast, as opposed to the would-be promising teenage one, but really now.

Can't we keep it at least SIMILAR to what AKIRA was supposed to be?