Kerry Katona and Peter Andre... WTF????

[Jack and Calumon]

Oh my God! That's a shocker I thought that...

Calumon: Jack... No-ones buying it...

Damn... I'll get that diamond some day!

DOO-DEE-DOO!

 

[Aerodyamic]

This is old news, even to a recluse like me. Lets take a moment to look at the two girls ole' Pete has gone between:

Jordan:

Kerry:

Well, it is easy to see what Peter looks for in a woman!

He's obviously a chunky-dunker, with a thing for blondes?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Excuse me while I go projectile vomit into a bucket.

Anyone can do better than Kerry Katona! But it may lead to some more Katona jokes from Frankie Boyle, so I'm split on the issue.

Those jokes were awesome. And had me in fits of laughter for ages.
Shame we can't repeat any of them here without getting some sort of wrath.

But yeah, Andre can do better.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

This is old news, even to a recluse like me. Lets take a moment to look at the two girls ole' Pete has gone between:

Jordan:

Kerry:

Well, it is easy to see what Peter looks for in a woman!

Personality.

 

[Valksy]

Goddamn tedious bullshit cult of celebrity. It annoys me that I know who these people are - they are famous by virtue of being famous. They have not really exhibited much in the way of actual skill (might have been some music, not sure). But they are famous because magazines are their engine and they seek coverage.

For an American version...think sort of like Jon Gosselin hooking up with ...er ...Octomom.

And yeah, I hate that I know who THEY are as well. Flimsy glossy "women's magazines" cram that that shit down people's throats and for reasons I cannot fathom people gobble it.

Pathetic.

 

[Ironic]

Peter Andre was treated like a God during his break up with Jordan, I'm not sure which papers you were reading or people you were listening to. I only know because it kind of overalapped with my job, couldn't avoid the damn issue!

Anyone can do better than Kerry Katona! But it may lead to some more Katona jokes from Frankie Boyle, so I'm split on the issue.

"1 MILLION PERCENT - The population increase Kerry Katona's womb will be responsible for before it succumbs to the ravages of time and frozen iceland meals?" -Frankie Boyle

Oh dear god, i mean, I dont think Jordan was treated well at all during the split, and i don't find her THAT attractive, but to go from Jordan to Kerry... Blegh.

All of these people piss me off though, their lives are pointless to me.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

They are celebrities. The majority of celebrity relationships end badly, especially for reality TV stars.

 

[PixieFace]

lolwut

I thought those two girls were the same people for a minute. Though I suppose they are on a metaphorical level, or some such.

Seriously, ewwwwwwwwwww. It's like a race of bleach blonde cow people. It grosses me out that people will willingly deform themselves for the sake of "beauty" and attention. Are they really so self-loathing to surgically alter what they were born with? Just... ewww. Please stop. The very idea makes me queasy. Man, shit like this reminds me of Rapture and the crazy plastic surgeon.

 

[GloatingSwine]

I find it disgusting that you care about such tabloid rubbish.

This. No really. If you even find yourself beginning to think you might care about this, euthenase yourself now. Before it's too late.