Kick-ass characters! Your choice.

[RatRace123]

Cassandra from Soul Calibur, why? You might ask...

Spoiler

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

Sephiroth... nuff said.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Spongebob Square-pants

It's be awesome and painless (if a little long).

 

[AvsJoe]

Q-Bert as at least it would be funny

Yeah, but since he wins you wouldn't get to hear him swear. That's no fun...

 

[shadow741]

Betrix Kiddo, the protagonist from Kill Bill.

 

[Marter]

Auron. One sword slash from him would finish me quickly.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Gordon Freeman. Not being a Valve fanboy, but if getting killed by a pissed off physicist with a crowbar would be a sweet, sweet death.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Ex-Death! (Final Fantasy V) "feel the power... OF TEH VOID, NOOB!"

 

[Iampringles]

Mehrunes Dagon? That'd be... that'd be something else.

 

[jeejvebe]

Mehrunes Dagon? That'd be... that'd be something else.

Your avatar just gave me an idea.

I'd like to get my ass kicked by Ditto, since getting my ass kicked by myself would be awesome.

 

[Iampringles]

Mehrunes Dagon? That'd be... that'd be something else.

Your avatar just gave me an idea.

I'd like to get my ass kicked by Ditto, since getting my ass kicked by myself would be awesome.

It's strange how that didn't occur to me. Perhaps a ditto ass kicking would be kinda cool.

 

[Legion]

The Companion Cube.

Why?

How the hell would you explain getting your ass getting kicked by it?

 

[Wordslinger]

Sora from Kingdom Hearts 1, since he'd just slap me around a few times until I cry and he forgives me.

 

[CloakedOne]

Chun-Li. I almost wouldn't mind were it not for the horrendous pain.

 

[Nickthequick]

Ninetails from Okami.

 

[chinangel]

Ayame from the Tenchu Series. It would make a hell of a mess and, it would be releatively quick. Also it would absolutely baffle the police. ^^

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

One of the slave children from Fallout 3. Sure, it would be humiliating to get beat by them, but at least there would probably be no lasting damage to me.

Conversely, I would definitely not wanna go up against one of the Little Lamplight kids. I would be killed very quickly.

 

[hurfdurp]

Why, Leon Kennedy of course! It would be the most gorgeous assault ever.

 

[HobbyJim]

Mario for sure. How freaking funny would it be to see someone leap out of a freaking bush and head stomp you over and over until like 30 dollars in quarters fell out of you.

That or Wario from Smash Bros. The fart of Doom would be pretty embarassing.