Kick-ass characters! Your choice.

[AvsJoe]

2: Ash (Evil Dead: Regeneration, an AU where AoD never happened) - IT'S ASH!

You know, THAT would be awesome! But how would he kill you, boomstick or chainsaw?

 

[MrGalactus]

A cop from GTA:San Andreas. He might be beating me up, but its ok because he's FUCKING funny!

 

[Nouw]

Cassandra from Soul Calibur, why? You might ask...

Spoiler

I'd take this anyday. Or someone from Rumble Roses...

So I guess Cassandra takes it for me too.

 

[Calum_M]

Wesker. Then when I told people about it, I couldn't be embarrassed. That bastard is ridiculous.

 

[MechaBlue]

Garrett from the Thief games, on hard mode.

Because then he wouldn't be allowed to kill me and would just either rob me blind with a few wise cracks or would just whack me on the head.

 

[Mister Chernobyl]

Noble 6 or Solid Snake.
Make it memorable.

 

[Zanaxal]

SNAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, or maybe the deadly Kenyan Mangrove Crab

http://www.crab-battle.com/

 

[burningdragoon]

Kain Highwind. Death from above.

For a nonlethal one I do like your Yoshi idea OP.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Hmmm... I'd rather not die, so... Well, being beaten up by a fat Italian plumber might be interesting... Actually, let's give the skinny one the spotlight for a change. Me vs Luigi.