Kickass one-liners for a zombie apocolypse.

[Hawkeye16]

You and your friends are surviving the Zombie apocolypse, and kicking its ass, what kickass lines will you let loose? Me I already have a few favorites:

"The end is EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!"

"We are walking through the valley of death, and we are kicking ass!"

"I have not.....come this far....to die now!" (gotta thank the Nick for that one)

"I dont think I will grab these pills, in fact, I dont see the pills as practical."

"Am I the only one who doesnt like Zombies?" (escapist injoke ftw).

 

[Instant K4rma]

"I'm bringing this apocalypse to a dead-stop."

(Especially good after a headshot) "Guess that makes him the brains of the operation."

 

[Cherry Cola]

"I knew irony would come and bite you in the ass!"

*Warning* May only be used when shooting zombie George A. Romero

 

[Lizmichi]

"So this is what the garden of madness looks like. I was expecting more green."
"I vote to not us me a zombie bate."
"You know they say the pen is mightier then the sword but this pen doesn't seem to be doing much."

 

[CJ1145]

In the middle of a bloody battle between the forces of humanity and the undead, I'd stand on a pile of rubble and corpses, and... sing~

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Bloody devastation
Take a look
And you'll see
In your sick imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
A world of reprehension
What we'll see
Will defy
Comprehension

If you want to view sin and vice
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta end the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
That can endure
Pure devastation
End life there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view sin and vice
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta end the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
That has survived
Pure devastation
End life there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

 

[Omikron009]

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!!!

Repeatedly.

 

[Hawkeye16]

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!!!

Repeatedly.

Your Avatar may induce nightmares.

 

[Hawkeye16]

Bah! All these stupid threads complaining about "Am I the only one-" are stealling posts from my precious Zombie thread!

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

"Looks like we just beat.." *Puts on sunglasses* "Zombie Nazi Mode."

 

[Hawkeye16]

Its called Nazi Zombie Mode, n00b!

 

[tobi the good boy]

*in as cheerful voice as possible* Bye bye corpsy *smile* *fires continuously into army of zombies with gatling gun*

 

[katsumoto03]

"Looks like we're pretty..." *Puts on sunglasses* "...Fucked."

(And yes, I realize I wasn't the first to make a CSI joke and no, I don't care.)

 

[Sir Kemper]

For bashing Skulls in:

"Oh sorry, I diden't mean to hit ya', no wait, Ya I did!"

"I'm an artist, this bat is my brush, and YOUR going to be my masterpiece"

"I remember your true face....BAMF *Hit*, there much better"

For cutting:


"A little off the top then?"

"Man, does it hurt when I do this?"

"Your bones are so brittle, I mean, really..."

For shootin':

"I played L4D, what about you?"

"Bang, bang, I'm great, your dead."

"Maybe next time, don't get bit and make me waste bullets."

General:

"Your all fur coats, no knicker's, bitchs!"

"*Singing* There was a zombie on my laaaAAwwwn"

"So, when does this get hard?"


Of course, I probobly wouden't be saying these, rather, i'd be hideing in my basement, weeping.


Like 5% us would ACTUALLY be doing in a zombie apacolypse.


The other 95% would be dying, of course.

 

[The Arc of Eden]

"I was playing with my *sings in high-pitched voice* NailGun..." (WKUK Joke)

"No! Don't Run! Bad things happen to my friends when they run!"

Friend: "Why does it sound like they all have asthma?"
Me: "I don't know but I've got their inhaler right here."

"Goddamnit! this is what happens when you invite EVERYBODY on your friends list."

Friend: "Maybe they're just a little misunderstood."
Me: *Blasts zombie in face* "What?"

*Horde is beating on the door* *I turn to friend* "What the hell did you do?"

"And I though they smelled bad on the outside." (Had to say it)

"The doctor is in. My Specialty? Lobotomy!"

*When I'm surrounded and most likely going to die* "The world versus me. I like those odds."
Or "Let's see... All of you... versus.. Me... This might be fun."

 

[Berserker119]

"Looks like we're pretty..." *Puts on sunglasses* "...Fucked."

(And yes, I realize I wasn't the first to make a CSI joke and no, I don't care.)

"Why do I even need these STUPID... *puts on sunglasses* ... SUNGLASSES"

 

[martin's a madman]

I'm gonna be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.
Left 4 dead for the win.

 

[RN7]

This is obviously the best and most original of any of them. It can only be used after a kill though:

"It's dead."

 

[snowman6251]

"The end is EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!"

That's not a one liner that's just you plagiarizing graffiti from 28 Days Later.

 

[Cowabungaa]

*shoots his target in the head while heading for any defended place*

*pants*

...

*shoots the next zombie*

The zombie apocalypse will be quite an exhausting event, better save your breath and not waste it on mindless chit-chat.

There would be sound though, as I'd let this rip out of a gettoblaster:
Wooooo!!! Yaaaaay zombies!!!