Kickass one-liners for a zombie apocolypse.

[Haloperidol]

*after pulling a headshot on a zombie lunging at me*

"Dude..NOT COOL"

It's the best I got, sue me o____o

 

[LadyRhian]

"You are so dead to me. And soon, to everyone else, too!"

 

[Quaxar]

Probably something like this

 

[nuba km]

* friend picks up baseball bat*
me: I swear to god if you say home-run your body will be in five different states

* grasps shotgun*
me: groovy

*punches zombie*
me: blood more blood

*standing on tower with mini gun and hordes of zombies climbing up it*
me: tonight only one shall stand and all the rest will fall and I fancy my chances
*then zombie grasps my leg and pulls me down and starts om nom noming my brain*

 

[Crayzor]

"I'm not gonna let those goddamn vampires beat me."

 

[nuba km]

*shoots his target in the head while heading for any defended place*

*pants*

...

*shoots the next zombie*

The zombie apocalypse will be quite an exhausting event, better save your breath and not waste it on mindless chit-chat.

There would be sound though, as I'd let this rip out of a gettoblaster:
Wooooo!!! Yaaaaay zombies!!!

if I was having a last stand against zombies I would play that song

 

[V8 Ninja]

Zom-bay souffle. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/doomsday-arcade/537-Episode-Three]

 

[Cracker3011]

*Looks out the window* Well... Shit.

I KNEW IT! THE INTERNET FORTOLD THIS DAY!!!

*Blows a zombies head off* Braaaaaains, *****!

...

I shall now await the ridicule for my shitty ideas.

 

[Gralian]

'I don't think i've ever seen a more appropriate time to yell BLOODY HELL!'

'No guts no glory, shitlegs!'

'And i thought the wife was lads at the pub were brainless.'

 

[elementsoul]

*Kills zombie with axe* "Timber!"

*Fire minigun at waves of zombies running at him* "This field is going to be a famous piece of modern art."

 

[sephiroth1991]

"I hate it when they moan"

or

"I have 500 bullits that means i can kill 501 zombies, the last one will wish i had left him alone"

 

[Zeromaeus]

I love me some pineapple!

 

[ImprovizoR]

Time to kill some dead motherfuckers

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

IT'S GARBAGE DAY!

This is NOT Sparta! Do NOT pass Go! Do NOT collect £200, and most certainly...do NOT FUCKING EAT ME!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"And I thought my Ex-wife moaned a lot"

 

[Joleo]

this one is stolen from I Hate Mountains, but its an awesome
"The zombies ate my dog.... Why couldn't they have taken my ex-wife instead"

also "one down, too many more to go"

 

[Lizmichi]

In the middle of a bloody battle between the forces of humanity and the undead, I'd stand on a pile of rubble and corpses, and... sing~

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Bloody devastation
Take a look
And you'll see
In your sick imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
A world of reprehension
What we'll see
Will defy
Comprehension

If you want to view sin and vice
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta end the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
That can endure
Pure devastation
End life there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view sin and vice
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta end the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
That has survived
Pure devastation
End life there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

Oh god that is so epic. taking a childhood memory and making it something sick and oh so funny. I applaud you.

 

[CrashBang]

Just before killing a zombie at point-blank: "Rot in hell, not on my shoes!"
I know, awesome

 

[JacobyPAX]

two men out killing zombies.
Man 1 shoots zombie in head.
Man 1: Your DEAD meat.
Man 2: don't you mean YOU ARE UNDEAD meat.
Man 1 shoots Man 2 in leg.
Man 1: if you're not careful you'll be DEAD meat