Kickass phrases

[socialmenace42]

*Quoting Yahtzee*

Shampoo drinkingly awfull

That one did make me suffocate a little...

 

[The Night Shade]

How do they came up with this? yippee ki yay mother fucker (Die Hard)

 

[electric discordian]

Oh shit I've left Gordon's leg on the Coach.

 

[twistedmic]

"Get away from her you *****!"- Ripley (while in a giant mechanical exoskeleton loadlifter) from Aliens.
Just about anything Darth Vader says in the original Star Wars trilogy.
And for a more recent one, Rorschach from Watchmen (movie and book) "None of you seem to realize, I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

 

[Nouw]

In a society where illiteracy is growing, and text message replace proper grammar, you need someone to look up to, to speak your english correctly.

That someone...

Is Samuel L. Jackson.

And they will know his name is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon thee!

Damn Ninja!

Hail to the ultimate bad-ass!

"Get away from her you *****!"- Ripley (while in a giant mechanical exoskeleton loadlifter) from Aliens.
Just about anything Darth Vader says in the original Star Wars trilogy.
And for a more recent one, Rorschach from Watchmen (movie and book) "None of you seem to realize, I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

Another one! Damn it they're all gone...

 

[spartan231490]

"Move or die, your choice."
"I am Rikimaru, I am a shadow."
both are delivered in such a calm voice, i love it every time.

 

[The Austin]

When God gives you lemons, GET A NEW GOD.

I swear, if any of you steal that from me, I'll kill you.

The Defecation hits the Oscillation- Sweetwater, BFBC 2

I don't get it.

OH! The shit hits the fan!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"Give my regards to King Tut Asshole"

 

[xD3LTAx47]

You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

 

[p3t3r]

i'm here to kick ass and chew gum.. and i'm all out of gum
kicking names and taking ass

thats all i got

 

[Free Thinker]

Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!

Bow chicka bow wow!

My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!

All from RvB

 

[ThaBenMan]

You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!

Go back to the shadow.

YOU! SHALL NOT!! PAAAASSSS!!!!!

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Crescent fresh, bro.

Also, YIPPIE-KAI-YAY, MUTHERFUCKER! ^_^