Kicked from a Game?

[blankedboy]

For belonging to a certain clan.

 

[Aesir23]

For being a girl. Apparently you need testicles in order to play Versus on L4D.

I find this genuinely weird, I always play with this Swedish girl on L4D, and her gamertag makes it obvious she's a girl, and as soon as we join a lobby, the rest of the room scrambles to get on her team.

Anyway, I was once kicked for liking Dragonforce.

Odd, maybe I just managed to find a group of jerks then.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I had a similar name to some troll during a DOTA game. The host made an error and kicked me out.

Too bad though. I had a nice 10-2 killing spree and was the best on the team.

 

[Something Amyss]

I've never been kicked from a game. but I don't play online much.

 

[Nickthequick]

For being a girl. Apparently you need testicles in order to play Versus on L4D.

I find this genuinely weird, I always play with this Swedish girl on L4D, and her gamertag makes it obvious she's a girl, and as soon as we join a lobby, the rest of the room scrambles to get on her team.

Anyway, I was once kicked for liking Dragonforce.

Odd, maybe I just managed to find a group of jerks then.

Well the L4D and L4D2 community is very fickle. I got kicked because I was the tank and I was beating the crap out of the other team, and the host or someone kept kicking people who were the tank and I guess it was my turn.

 

['The Eel']

I had a similar name to some troll during a DOTA game. The host made an error and kicked me out.

Too bad though. I had a nice 10-2 killing spree and was the best on the team.

I've had this happen to me in TF2. There were some speedhacking idiots in the server, and because of a comment I made one of them changed their name to mine. When the admin showed up he couldn't tell which was which, so both of us got banned. It eventually got sorted out, but I was locked out of my favorite server for a couple of days.

 

[vladtehimpaler]

for typing the chorus to "Never Gonna Give You Up" in chat every time i died.

 

[Chamale]

for using up all the first aid in l4d2 XD

That's definitely a kickable offense. If you used it ALL up, that's griefing.

If you mean you used it too early, it's a kickable offense on Expert or a close Versus game. Sometimes, people bring in their attitudes from Expert to lower difficulties, though.

The dumbest reason I was kicked? Some racist assholes thought I was black by the sound of my voice, and maybe they thought "Chamale" was a variant spelling of "Jamal" (Chamale rhymes with "Tamale", actually). So they called me a ****** and kicked me, before I could even point out that I'm white.

Then I reported them to Microsoft and their Xbox Live accounts were suspended. Oh, sweet revenge...

 

[bassdrum]

I've been kicked from games for being too low in multiplayer rank. In other words, I wasn't allowed to play because I hadn't played enough. I put up with it for a few weeks as I scrounged to find games I could join, but I quickly gave up on it and went off to do other things. I've also been kicked for joining servers (which was particularly frustrating because it took me a long time to connect to their shitty server, only to have a dialogue box pop up to say "You have been kicked for..." (the reason was outside the bounds of the box). On a slightly less dramatic note, I've been chased around and team killed repeatedly for no particular reason, and I've had people stand in front of me to purposefully block my view/shot, such that it became impossible to play the game.

This is why matchmaking games (like how it is on consoles) in which no one player is the host aren't always so bad.

 

[ddon]

For killing someone five times in gmod. Normally I would understand but if you make a tank that spawn kills me for thirty seconds then you better expect a few revenge kills.

 

[NLS]

For capturing points and making my team win, when apparently only endless killing was allowed.

 

[squid5580]

For joining the game...

Right there is the most idiotic retarded reason to kick anyone, and it's happened to me a time or two.

Blame the devs if you were on the 360. They are the ones in thier infinite wisdom to put achievements for ranked matches so people have to keep kicking randoms waiting for thier friends to boost them.

 

[Tomster595]

I always forget to update punkbuster so lots of games just kick you right away for that

 

[Ghostkai]

For entering the game. (Usually by people who are trying to glitch an achievement or something - instantly asuming I would sabotage them)

 

[eddyrhys]

on l4d for being the tank and actually doing well.

 

[Roscoe_A]

Joining a random game

 

[chinangel]

for having boobs, and as everyone knows; girls can't play video games.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

high ping, or an odd glitch on bf2 once where after the end of the game i could still walk around, but couldnt exit by myself, and nobody else could start a new game, so i asked to be kicked to resolve the situation

 

[Jehovatron]

For profanity. Under some extremely rare circumstances, I can see how the reason "children play here" is a legitimate one, but not in M-rated games. Take Quake 3, for instance: with all of its gore, fast-paced 'splodey violence, Satanic imagery, and, indeed, an in-game announcer yelling "Holy Shit!", being kicked due to my words seems a bit contradictory. My guess is that the server was being run by the standard religious type.
Additionally, I was temporarily banned from WoW for saying "Women don't exist." That wasn't even meant to be funny, per se - it was supposed to be one of those comments that's so stupid that it becomes funny. You know? Maybe? Either way, I was kicked for it... I guess you could say that the fact that I was kicked for that was so ridiculous that it became a joke. Perhaps, the GM was a master of irony?

 

[ENKC]

For being a n00b on a 'n00bs only' server. Apparently by 'n00b' they mean 'People who have been playing the game religiously for years'.