Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

[Aerodynamic]

EDIT:I don't think any good will come of this thread now that I figured it is a troll site, if a mod doesn't mind please lock.
" This brand new extended PlayStation 3 offer is for children and teenagers only! It may not be used in conjunction with any other Landover Baptist salvation offer.Playstation 3 Special Offer

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us about you and your predicament. He's also given us special instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation 3 to your house. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!"

Link: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Honestly I cannot tell if this is some sort of joke or real, the site looks somewhat legit, then again it looks somewhat fake.

What are your thoughts on this?

EDIT: Turns out this was a joke, sorry about that.
I don't think any good will come of this thread now that I figured it is a troll site, if a mod doesn't mind please lock.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Landover Baptist is a joke site.

 

[quiet_samurai]

" This brand new extended PlayStation 3 offer is for children and teenagers only! It may not be used in conjunction with any other Landover Baptist salvation offer.Playstation 3 Special Offer

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us about you and your predicament. He's also given us special instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation 3 to your house. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!"

Link: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Honestly I cannot tell if this is some sort of joke or real, the site looks somewhat legit, then again it looks somewhat fake.

What are your thoughts on this?

I...I see it....it's the light calling me. Telling me to repent for all my evil doings.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Landover Baptist is a joke site.

I honestly didn't know, oh well....was a fun article.

 

[delet]

Landover Baptist is a joke site.

That has to be a joke. Holy hell, if that's not a joke then... Blah, I don't even know anymore.

Welp, that makes things much better.

 

[grimsprice]

"Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christian�! "

No way a legitimate Christian group would say that. It must be a joke.

 

[Irridium]

I think they missed April Fools day by about... 7 days...

 

[d3structor]

wow

just find your parents check or credit card and call the number and they will walk you through charging your parents for a ps3 (paraphrased)

fake

 

[PredatorKing]

That's a troll site, and even if I didn't know before, it's obvious from that very page.

 

[sagacious]

FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I HAVE SINNED!!! (also give me a ps3)

seriously, I don't know about you, but if it's legit, Eternal Salvation + A PS3 sounds like a pretty sweet deal

 

[Aerodynamic]

I don't think any good will come of this thread now that I figured it is a troll site, if a mod doesn't mind please lock.

 

[Jark212]

Spoiler

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!

We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us about you and your predicament. He's also given us special instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation 3 to your house. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)

Spoiler

Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

Yup it's a joke...

Too bad...

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'm sick of people using my Lord and Savior as a joke...

 

[Chester41585]

Honored is he who follows the path of the Ori.

 

[Enigmers]

how about "Logically explain your religious stance in 500 words or less and receive a free Playstation 3!"

That way you're not being quite so blatantly sarcastic.

Edit: Post 777! Dunno why, but that sounds significant.

 

[Simalacrum]

Oh dear God (irony, yes, I know), that bloody site again... dude, you think thats bad? Have a check around on their forums... its... chilling... to say the least.

 

[Worgen]

I'm sick of people using my Lord and Savior as a joke...

maybe if he didnt seem like such a bad joke, people wouldnt do it as much