My neighbor's kids are so bad that I actually video taped a conversation between two of them and was going to put it on youtube. I decided that wasn't a good idea for a variety of reasons, but here is a transcript of the conversation in spoiler tags (I don't know why, but its funny to censor something said by a six year old!) Kid #1 is a six year old who look a lot like Shirley Temple (minus the smile) and kid #2 is another girl about five years old (a different neighbor) I didn't catch what launched this convo, but it must have been a big deal to Kid 1. I didn't type this all in caps, but rest assured, they are screaming very, very loudly. This is a transcript from the video (which is really funny, but also really sad

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Kid 1: Fuck you you little ****, fuck you and your whore mother. If you don't get the fuck outta my face I'll fuck you in the head!
Kid 2: But what...
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up! Shut the Fuck up! You are a little wart ****! Wart ****, wart ****, wart ****! Go commit suicide in your fucking face! Your whore mother should kill you!
Kid 2: I thought we were fucking friends, why you call me ****?
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up ****. We aren't friends. I hate you. I haaaaaatttttteeeee you. Get away form me and go away. Fuck your sister!
Kid 2: *she starts crying now*
Kid 1: Don't you fucking cry! Don't cry to me! We aren't friends! Fuck you in your fucking gay ass whore mouth ****!
Kid 2: *continues to cry*
Kid 1: *punches kid 2 in the face and knocks her over* Don't you fucking cry you weak little maggot girl! I'll fucking punch the cry outta your face **** maggot!
At this point, I went over and separated them, and took girl #1 to her mother. (I didn't know who kid #2 was...) I had never spoken to the woman before, but told her what happened. The mom said something like "Fuck Julie's little ***** child." and hugged Kid #1.
Honestly, what can you do? In the end, you aren't their parents.
P.S. The mother was arrested about 3 weeks later. Don't know what for...