Kids with the Curse!

[Fraught]

Little kids curse a lot, but I have never experienced a little kid who just randomly shouts curses at random people. I think that's an American thing.

 

[Aumichan]

What happened to good old-fashioned beating the crap out of your kids when they have a dirt mouth?

Well hes not my kid but I thought putting soap in their mouth is just as good.

Its only assault if there are witnesses. Also go for stomach shots as it wont leave any marks yet hurts like hell.

In the middle of the day but no one in sight is still pretty risky!

THat's why you do it in the car. the windows need to be tinted tho.

 

[beddo]

I had a day of work and I decided to go for a ride while the sun was out, when all of a sudden I was passing this 10 or younger year old kid in his front lawn. The kid was cute but damn does he have a mouth on him, he said almost every curse word I know of directly at me while riding past his house and as I went of into the sunset he said "yeah keep riding you fucking pansy"! Everything this child said to me I learnt when I was 15.

At the time I ignored it but 10 minutes later I felt like I should have done something. Maybe I could have scared him or rang the door bell and tell his parents that he offended me and to put soap in that dirt hole of his!

So have any of you Escapians ever come across little buggers like this one? And did you do anything about it? I'm just not sure about it so could anyone tell me what I should have done!

Welcome to society! Intervene and you'll probably get shot, stabbed or arrested, we have rules and standards don't you know.

 

[Combined]

Ha...ha...ha...ha. Yeah. Everyone under 10 pretty much knows the "dictionary of swearwords in all possible languages" over here.

 

[Nazulu]

Little kids curse a lot, but I have never experienced a little kid who just randomly shouts curses at random people. I think that's an American thing.

This was in Australia mate! We get alot more American media over here than anything else though.

THat's why you do it in the car. the windows need to be tinted tho.

I will have to remember that when I go for a lovely drive in the sun. It will probably be easier if I have a rusty van with ice cream written on it.

Welcome to society! Intervene and you'll probably get shot, stabbed or arrested, we have rules and standards don't you know.

Don't forget sued!

 

[Incompl te]

getting sued might be an issue...but bribery is the soultion

 

[sheic99]

Hah, you should go to London, absolutely stuffed to the guts with them. I was playing with a friend a long time ago, and this kid ran at me with a broom, he thwacked me pretty hard in the middle of my hand. For no reason that I can remember.

Lil' bastard...

You should go to America. Our kids are too busy eating McDonalds and being fat to do anything like this.

 

[PsyberGoth]

This kid who was like ten and at least two feet shorter than me walked up to me at a christmas party, kicked me in the shins and said "What the fuck are you looking at, fuck-face......" etc, and degenerated into a string of incoherent cuss-words.

And my little brother swears like a fishwife.

You didn't put your fist through the skull of that little fuck? Why not?

His parents were about 50 feet away. an i didn't feel like collaring an assault charge two days after graduating from year 12.

 

[MrGFunk]

My neighbor's kids are so bad that I actually video taped a conversation between two of them and was going to put it on youtube. I decided that wasn't a good idea for a variety of reasons, but here is a transcript of the conversation in spoiler tags (I don't know why, but its funny to censor something said by a six year old!) Kid #1 is a six year old who look a lot like Shirley Temple (minus the smile) and kid #2 is another girl about five years old (a different neighbor) I didn't catch what launched this convo, but it must have been a big deal to Kid 1. I didn't type this all in caps, but rest assured, they are screaming very, very loudly. This is a transcript from the video (which is really funny, but also really sad )

Kid 1: Fuck you you little ****, fuck you and your whore mother. If you don't get the fuck outta my face I'll fuck you in the head!
Kid 2: But what...
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up! Shut the Fuck up! You are a little wart ****! Wart ****, wart ****, wart ****! Go commit suicide in your fucking face! Your whore mother should kill you!
Kid 2: I thought we were fucking friends, why you call me ****?
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up ****. We aren't friends. I hate you. I haaaaaatttttteeeee you. Get away form me and go away. Fuck your sister!
Kid 2: *she starts crying now*
Kid 1: Don't you fucking cry! Don't cry to me! We aren't friends! Fuck you in your fucking gay ass whore mouth ****!
Kid 2: *continues to cry*
Kid 1: *punches kid 2 in the face and knocks her over* Don't you fucking cry you weak little maggot girl! I'll fucking punch the cry outta your face **** maggot!

At this point, I went over and separated them, and took girl #1 to her mother. (I didn't know who kid #2 was...) I had never spoken to the woman before, but told her what happened. The mom said something like "Fuck Julie's little ***** child." and hugged Kid #1.

Honestly, what can you do? In the end, you aren't their parents.

P.S. The mother was arrested about 3 weeks later. Don't know what for...

Maybe the mum tried to "**** someone in their ******* gay *** ***** mouth ****", as the 6 year old so eloquently suggested.

Seriously, this Kid1 needs a new home, a year to sort out her life and then apologize to Kid2, I can't think what happened to this kid to be like this. Too much HBO?

 

[JayCro]

Going to a public school will make you learn those words at about ten. I remember doing the same thing.

I really don't think it matters if it's a private or public school. Kids will learn those words regardless.

...If you say so

I'm going on past experience.

I went to a public school and have a lot of friends that went to private schools. We all knew the same words. I also happen to coach basketball to private school kids. Certainly aren't little saints.

 

[CIA]

Going to a public school will make you learn those words at about ten. I remember doing the same thing.

I really don't think it matters if it's a private or public school. Kids will learn those words regardless.

...If you say so

I'm going on past experience.

I went to a public school and have a lot of friends that went to private schools. We all knew the same words. I also happen to coach basketball to private school kids. Certainly aren't little saints.

I am well aware of their non-existent sainthood, worry not. It has been my experience that private school kids, where I come from, aren't as well versed in curse words. Just sayin'.

 

[Sycker]

I had a rant at one little bastard once.

A filthy, filthy rant.

I came off looking worse, but it was worth it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My younger brother's like that. He's 14, but he thinks adding a swear word into an angry sentence makes it more effective. It doesn't. Swear words are only good at relieving tension, like when you stub your toe or die five times in multiplayer in ten seconds.

Now where was I? Oh, yeah. What good does washing out mouths with soap do? It really isn't that unpleasant if you don't fight it. I know, I've been there. Also, kids seem to be doing more adult stuff younger these days. I've been flipped off by a kid in a booster seat! The hell? I learned the finger when I was 12, and the many swears a few weeks later.

 

[Sycker]

My younger brother's like that. He's 14, but he thinks adding a swear word into an angry sentence makes it more effective. It doesn't. Swear words are only good at relieving tension, like when you stub your toe or die five times in multiplayer in ten seconds.

Now where was I? Oh, yeah. What good does washing out mouths with soap do? It really isn't that unpleasant if you don't fight it. I know, I've been there. Also, kids seem to be doing more adult stuff younger these days. I've been flipped off by a kid in a booster seat! The hell? I learned the finger when I was 12, and the many swears a few weeks later.

I imagine you as 12 year old, having just learned the power of "the finger", climbing up a mountain in the Himalayas to reach a secret swearing dojo. In the weeks that followed, an old Tibetan man versed you on every curse word under the sun. When you returned home, you were a changed pre-teen.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My younger brother's like that. He's 14, but he thinks adding a swear word into an angry sentence makes it more effective. It doesn't. Swear words are only good at relieving tension, like when you stub your toe or die five times in multiplayer in ten seconds.

Now where was I? Oh, yeah. What good does washing out mouths with soap do? It really isn't that unpleasant if you don't fight it. I know, I've been there. Also, kids seem to be doing more adult stuff younger these days. I've been flipped off by a kid in a booster seat! The hell? I learned the finger when I was 12, and the many swears a few weeks later.

I imagine you as 12 year old, having just learned the power of "the finger", climbing up a mountain in the Himalayas to reach a secret swearing dojo. In the weeks that followed, and old Tibetan man versed you on every curse word under the sun. When you returned home, you were a changed pre-teen.

You are hilarious! I laughed out loud a little bit.

 

[birdbrain18]

My neighbor's kids are so bad that I actually video taped a conversation between two of them and was going to put it on youtube. I decided that wasn't a good idea for a variety of reasons, but here is a transcript of the conversation in spoiler tags (I don't know why, but its funny to censor something said by a six year old!) Kid #1 is a six year old who look a lot like Shirley Temple (minus the smile) and kid #2 is another girl about five years old (a different neighbor) I didn't catch what launched this convo, but it must have been a big deal to Kid 1. I didn't type this all in caps, but rest assured, they are screaming very, very loudly. This is a transcript from the video (which is really funny, but also really sad )

Kid 1: Fuck you you little ****, fuck you and your whore mother. If you don't get the fuck outta my face I'll fuck you in the head!
Kid 2: But what...
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up! Shut the Fuck up! You are a little wart ****! Wart ****, wart ****, wart ****! Go commit suicide in your fucking face! Your whore mother should kill you!
Kid 2: I thought we were fucking friends, why you call me ****?
Kid 1: Shut the fuck up ****. We aren't friends. I hate you. I haaaaaatttttteeeee you. Get away form me and go away. Fuck your sister!
Kid 2: *she starts crying now*
Kid 1: Don't you fucking cry! Don't cry to me! We aren't friends! Fuck you in your fucking gay ass whore mouth ****!
Kid 2: *continues to cry*
Kid 1: *punches kid 2 in the face and knocks her over* Don't you fucking cry you weak little maggot girl! I'll fucking punch the cry outta your face **** maggot!

At this point, I went over and separated them, and took girl #1 to her mother. (I didn't know who kid #2 was...) I had never spoken to the woman before, but told her what happened. The mom said something like "Fuck Julie's little ***** child." and hugged Kid #1.

Honestly, what can you do? In the end, you aren't their parents.

P.S. The mother was arrested about 3 weeks later. Don't know what for...

I think you might be exagerating

 

[Cyberius]

Sounds like a kid that's on xbl too much... one of those annoying little shits who's balls haven't dropped and scream into the mic with their screechy little voices... *shivers*

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I just say, "swear words are for grownups or kids who aren't fuckwits."

 

[soren7550]

Please, I'm related to one. (it really shows when he starts to lose on XBL, which is most of the time.)
Other than him, there's a bunch here in Astoria and in LIC.

 

[Peezee]

Funny how that sounds exactly like WarCry forums, don't you think? <_<