Kill-imals

[Alex_P]

A whole page without a mention of Hamster Fighting Machines [http://gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com/albums/Bob-the-Fighting-Machine/fighting_hamster.jpg]?

-- Alex

 

[sarahvait]

Velociraptors, just plain old velociraptors. Anyway if you gave them weapons they'd be unstoppable.

Nah, velociraptors aren't much of threat as long as Bea Arthur is around.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

I think radioactive cockroaches would be interesting to see because the enemy would have radiation poisoning and the roaches would be absolutely unaffected (In case you didn't think of it, I mean a LOT of radiation in these little buggers).

 

[Vivaldi]

You guys are crazy.

A canon that shoots swarms of Mosquitoes (by swarm I mean thousands of the bugs) that are infused with horrible horrible deseases!

Or alternativly an exploding butterlfy.

A thousand exploding butterflies. Muahahaha...

 

[Tattaglia]

Sharks.

WITH FRICKIN' LASERS ON THEIR HEADS.

 

[Jamash]

A Gorilla with spiked plate armour.

 

[TundraWolf]

Great White Shark Cannon.

Coincidentally, a friend of mine and I actually talked this through the other day. I mean, a cannon that shoots sharks at people? There really isn't any coming back from something like that.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Apache Eagle-copters!

 

[Fenring]

Laser eyed Chameleons. They could shot two things at once!

 

[ampa451]

a cannon that fires gerbils

 

[Iolair]

Machete Shrew! (No one would suspect...)

A big spider with a bomb on it that will go off only if the person seeing it shrieks at a certain girly high frequency.

 

[Omnidum]

Nukular lemmings.

Would be quite a massive bewm with a flock of those.

 

[Combined]

Metro Squirrels. (They have Stunsticks and pistols as well as gas masks.)
And Combine Land Sharks. (Sharks with AR2 for fins? And gas masks as well as armour? Awesome.)
Let's not forget Advisor Ants. (Ants with huge scissor like things in front and psychic powers)
And Freeman Deer. (Deer that wear hazard suits and have Crowbars. Somewhere.)

Nukular lemmings.

Would be quite a massive bewm with a flock of those.

Nuclear Lemmings are pure awesomeness.

 

[Steeveeo]

Hmm...

Incidenary Ants (HA! Fire ants! Get it? Fiiireee ants....bah, nevermind).

Those, and:

- Porcupine cluster bombs (they explode and send their quills flying like missiles)
- Thermite Termites
- Timebomb Turtles
- Ballistic Badgers
- Atomic Anteaters

Ok...I am gunna quit now before i get slapped...

 

[Corpse XxX]

Frag Dows.. Equivalent to smart bombs, but no need for gps coordinates.
Incendiary hedgehogs, when fed after midnight, they explode and shoot spikes of fire!

 

[acer840]

Kamikaze Exploding Seagulls. Lets see you go to the beach again.

 

[cprs_]

Porcupines that instead of shooting normal quills, shoot quills infected with Small Pox. They'll operate in platoon sized formations for ease of control and they'll also come in Armour Piercing - Incindenary models.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Worms armed with exploding sheep.

 

[WeedWorm]

The sad part is most of these ideas would probably work better than the Russian attempt at it. They trained dogs carrying explosives to run under tanks during battles. Only they trained them using Russian tanks so you can imagine what happened when they used them against German tanks...