Kill the above users avatar with....

[kaveradeo]

Strangle you with the kitteh.

A microphone.

 

[Lust]

I'll bore you to death with casual talk.

A paddle.

 

[TheKagestar]

Smash the paddle into tiny pieces with a hammer and chisel, and force feed you the pieces, hopefully killing you from internal bleeding, if not infection.

A half pint of melted candle wax.

 

[Lust]

Show you the pint of candle wax and tell you that it's you. Set the pint on a table and tell you to observe it. While you're distracted, I hook a cable into the back of your neck. Frying your brain, thus, killing you.

A teddy bear.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

It was really Chuckie in disguise.

A ballistic knife.

 

[Mr.Teatime]

Make you play Hannah Montanna the movie and watch you brain melt out of your eyes.

Half a bagel.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

A ghetto garrote is used, and toasted, right.

A piece of paper