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[ultimateownage]

Your cigar is loaded with explosives.

 

[Sleekgiant]

takes away your sandwich

 

[Irridium]

Takes away the shadow covering your face.

You get set aflame by the sun.

 

[oppp7]

*Impales dancing ninja with hand-spikes*

 

[Fraught]

I can't see anything, you're sooo tiny and blurry.

*steps on oppp7*

 

[ultimateownage]

I convince you your lightsaber isn't working, making you look down the end and turn it on.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I staple your eyelid to your forehead, so you can never wink again. Your identity is lost among Pip-Boy avatars, pushing you into depression, and causing your suicide.

 

[ThreeWords]

I Nom upon you face, cos that's what I do

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Being the embodiment of evil itself, when inside your belly I turn you inside out, your innards resembling the consistency and colour of tar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I force you into telly tubby land.

 

[oppp7]

Headbash!
Then I mail your remains to...Canada.

 

[Montydew]

Force you to watch Dora the Explorer for all eternity until you kill yourself with a teddy bear.

 

[brtshstel]

You already don't exist. Easiest kill ever.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Set it on fire.

 

[Vrex360]

Easy, orbitally bombard your entire planet.

 

[Code Monkey]

I create 200 super soliders, you kill all of them except a few, then all but one get teleported into some other demension, then the one remaining soldier kills your entire army.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I pick up that laptop (I presume it's a laptop) then smack it over your head somewhat.

 

[MattRooney06]

FALCON PAWNCH!!!!11111!!!!


i am the man with no face good luck ha ha ha

 

[havass]

You have already been erased off the face of this earth. There is no need for me to do anything.