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[oppp7]

Ha! I got better!
*Destroys Jamienra with old Monty Python jokes.

 

[Jamienra]

Doesnt realize that Jamienra is actually watching and no for something completely different and is therefore immune (i seriously am! thats really worrying [small]are you stalking me??[/small])
[sub]also VG Cats FTW![/sub]

Using Chainsaw Nunchucks I take off your arms and legs and leave you to die.

 

[oppp7]

*Tenticle replacements burst out of my stumps.*
You should have realized I'm actually an alien monster bent on destroying humanity. Including you! *Destroys Jamienra in a cliche alien monster fashion*

 

[Jamienra]

Destroys the monster oppp7 the way that all films do.
WITH EXPLOSIONS!

EDIT: 600 posts yay!

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I blind you with mud, and when your weak.... I stab you! With a giant key!

 

[Jamienra]

I block the attack with a giant keyhole
and while you are stunned at its majesty i stab you in the eye with a blunt knife, which causes TB resulting in death.

 

[oppp7]

You die in the sequel!
Alien Monsters who Kill Jamienra 2: In 3D!

 

[Jamienra]

I come back in the awful 3rd installement. Due to the failure of the movie at box office oppp7 dies with it. Wheras being an actor I move on to my next blockbuster

 

[Roxas1359]

I catch you while your getting a D.U.I and then post it on the internet and tabloids. You acting career goes down the drain and you O.D on painkillers.

 

[oppp7]

The next blockbuster is a reimagining: Alien Monsters who Kill Jamienra: The Crappy Remake!
It fails, and your acting career spirals downwards. Eventually, you join the army. You survive that but I kill you 4 years later.
To be continued...?
Edit: Ninja'd, but I don't care.
I'll also kill that other guy using a... *checks list of weapons I haven't used yet* why is napkin on here?
Screw it. NUCLEUR LAUNCH DETECTED!

 

[Jamienra]

After side-stepping the nuke I fire my Machine Gun Harpoon, which is unside-steppable and destroys everything in its path including oppp7

 

[oppp7]

Wait, how can you survive a-
Indiana Jones!
*Destroys an artifact, which gives you a heart attack*
*After you die:* Just kidding! It was a fake!

 

[Jamienra]

Opens up the arc, destroying your face while i close my eyes

 

[oppp7]

Ah! Moses help!
Moses, having been the one to see the arc first, walks up to Jamienra when he's not looking and kill him, hiding his body in the sand. He then closes the arc.

 

[Mcupobob]

with my super sudctive weapon, not going to tell what it is though.

 

[Jamienra]

After awakening from the sand after a 1000+ year sleep.
I find you somehow, and talk to FRANK. Who then destroys you with all the drugs he has stashed away.

 

[oppp7]

You again? Summon a firewhirl!

 

[Jamienra]

Ice Cone Blast Whirlwind!

 

[oppp7]

Over-the-top guitar wail!
Shoot lightning at them! *Zap!*

 

[LewsTherin]

Drop a train on 'em.