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[Sleekgiant]

I call your worst enemy to stab you with a scythe

 

[Knife-28]

I beat you to death with a rusty pogostick.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Spoiler: He shall destroy you

 

[oppp7]

Spartan laser. You died teabagging.

 

[Code Monkey]

I summon an undead minion to destroy you.

Spoiler: Undead Minion

FEAR IT

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Holy bolt! It amplifies damage on the undead.
"and for you...my Gatling gun will work just fine."

 

[oppp7]

I'll fire a cluster bomb and take down the entire jungle.

 

[Code Monkey]

I stab you through the heart with a flaming sword made of tigers.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE DIED THE MOST AWESOME DEATH HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

 

[oppp7]

But I'm not human...
The door is the door to a nuclear reactor. You die.

 

[Code Monkey]

I jump on your face and begin eating it.

You were delicious, if it makes you feel better.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would kill you with a gun.
Very effective.

 

[CounterAttack]

I throw an RDX grenade into your mouth. You swallow it and your entire body explodes.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I follow you for hours until you sit on a park bench and then I attack you from the trees.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would tell you why you can't shoot the dog.
You die.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would!!
I'de take away your chocolate.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I kill you with TWO guns!
Applaud me for my creativity.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Gah too creative for my brain.
TWO KNIVES!

 

[SpaceSpork]

A gun and a knife!

(Oh, and someone could use that as an avatar. That'd be cool.)

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It says account inactive....
I stab you with scissors!

 

[Vrex360]

I have a kitten stomp on you.