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[Lambi]

I steal your imps from you, train them and send them to attack you

 

[SteakHeart]

I take your oversized shuriken and disembowel you with it.

 

[Baby Eater]

i put you in a giant blender

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I eat your avatar.

 

[Azraellod]

I smash you open and steal your Rosa Mystica.

 

[Lambi]

I send The Grim Reaper after you so he can get his scythe back and send you to your death

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I start dancing, and you decide to join in, and we dance until you die, but I only lost half health!

 

[Azraellod]

I pierce your heart with a laser set to pinpoint precision.

 

[Empireth]

I stab you in the back with the sword you used to have.
(And you thought your weapons were kept a secret...)

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Well..I throw fire on your water candle! Fire that evaporates the water flamey thing!

 

[Azraellod]

I encase you in a block of ice, which I then push off a cliff. It shatters, along with you.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Well, using the power of my will, I will the shattered remnants of my body to reform, and all the ice to fly back at you, piercing your (non-existant) body in ...24 places!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I do something so stupid you facepalm yourself with such force you decapitate yourself.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I take off your helmet, and hold up a mirror. You actually aren't a buff space marine with a buzz cut, but a weedy, little nerd pretending to be one. You die of embarrasment. And then I facepalm with such force that I decapitate myself.

 

[Sam G]

I stare at your decapitated corpse.
Then kick it.

 

[Fraught]

Lightsaber + the pink, squishy face of a meatbag = gory fun for me

 

[Empireth]

You get struck by the lightning in your avatar, making you drop your lightsaber. I pick it up and have fun making you beg for mercy in front of your own weapon.

 

[Fraught]

[sub]I wonder how a candle can hold a lightsaber, and a badge can throw water on someone.[/sub]

I cut half of you off, so it falls on the ground. Then I cut through the chain that's holding you on someone's neck, so you fall on the ground. It's a rainy day, and lightning strikes the puddle you fall into. Since you are a special badge, made of magical metal, you feel pain and die.

 

[alloneword]

I fly into your head in a bloody spray, with of course a natural 20, and 3x Crit which kills you instantly.

 

[Empireth]

The melting wax from my impossible candle traps your d20 in a small hot hell, causing the plastic of the die to melt. You die.