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[JohnReaper]

Calls apon the powers of the universe to summon God to fight Ctuhulu(who is this douche) And he banishs Cthulu to the end of time he then embeds a seal onto the door Locking it for all time and Chains it with Chains of gabriel and call apon lucifer who has set aside his diffrences to help god kill a greater evil And thus a overlord to moment happens (gather all your friends and mob the enemy in masse)

 

[dalek sec]

I have Gibbs and his team arrest you, you don't want to mess with Gibbs...

 

[Lambi]

I give you a crown that you put on your head immedietly after I give you. What you don't know is I installed a device which gives anyone who wears it enough electricity to kill a nation. The device activates 5 seconds after you put the crown on.

 

[Shadowfaze]

I kill you with that weapon your holding. yoink. Then, I MAKE YOU INSANE!!!!

 

[dalek sec]

I run you over with your mom's car.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I run you over with your mom.

 

[Lambi]

I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY FORCE OF SATAN AND HADES AND ALL THE UNDERWORLD GODS. YOU ARE SPLIT BETWEEN THEM ALL AND SHALL SPEND ETERNITY BEING TORTURED TO THE MAXIMUM TIMES INFINITY! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE, YOU WILL NEVER GET A MOMENTS BREAK AND EACH TORTURE SHALL BE WORSE THAN THE ONE BEFORE!

[sup]WOOHOO! 666 posts. I've been waiting for this since I got to 600 posts.[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I beat you to death with a flashlight.

 

[LeonLethality]

I shine the flashlight on you making you dissolve into dust, confusing me to no end. After a few minutes of pondering I shrug it off and go watch tv.

 

[dalek sec]

I throw you to the replicators.

 

[orangebandguy]

I arrive in my Tardis and your other members of the Cult kill you.

 

[The Hairminator]

I abduct you and perform exceptionally evil and cruel genetic experiments on you. Then I brainwash you to kill yourself in the slow and painful manner of beating yourself with a carrot.
Then I'll call it a day and have dinner before reviving you and do the same thing to you the next day.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I show you some lava, and you become so afraided that you run off a cliff!

 

[dalek sec]

A polar bear eats you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

You are killed by a mudcrab

 

[SpaceSpork]

Me - "You know, it'd be really nice if someone would offer to Christmas-fy my avatar."
Other Escapist Users - "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

I kill you by throwing Pumpkin Jack at you, and he ruins all your presents.

 

[dalek sec]

I crush you with a metric ton of dollar bills.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Flaming steamroller.
Your face.
Any questions?

 

[Mr.logic]

i destroy you ...TO DEATH