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[ultimateownage]

I stab you to death with the corner of your avatar image error.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Winking at me are you?

Wink at this!

*shoves finger into your eye*

 

[ultimateownage]

Wrong eye, hahahahaha. *ahem* I trip you up, causing you to fall down your very long flight of stairs.

 

[Irridium]

I will unleash my pet bear on you.

 

[ultimateownage]

I have the animal man (or whatever it's called)perk, animals fight for me now! GO BEAR GO!

 

[SpaceSpork]

I remove your toupe.

 

[Irridium]

1 word:

Napalm

 

[SpaceSpork]

14 words:

Steven Seagal kicking you in the balls and then shooting you with a laser.

 

[Code Monkey]

I have you die offscreen, because Deathnote isn't above implying the deaths of major characters.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Staple you to death.

 

[Roxas1359]

*pulls out Ryno V*
Any last words?

 

[Code Monkey]

I throw a psycotic fangirl at you.

 

[Roxas1359]

*takes out Rift Ripper 5000*
Ha, you'll never defeat my arsenal of ridiculously impractical weapons!

 

[Code Monkey]

I turn up the difficulty, then throw a psycotic fangirl at you.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I kill you because you implied that Death Note is bad.

 

[Roxas1359]

Eat this. *pulls out Ryno V and fires*

 

[SpaceSpork]

I show you the most recent Ratchet And Clank game.
You die.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I write your name in a Death Note. You die(?)

 

[SpaceSpork]

I remove your wig.
You die of embarassment.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Remove you costume.
You die of embarrassment.