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[Knife-28]

I cut off your face and use your blood as surip on my pancakes.

 

[Toriver]

I OBJECT to your existence, using logic so circular it creates the same effect as Superman flying around the world to turn back time, at which point I ensure you were never born.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Spoiler: Imminent Death

I do hope your plans today involve being shredded by a little girl with a chainsword...

What's that? They don't? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the revving of the sword.

 

[Vrex360]

I cut open your angry little head with my mighty energy sword, then feed your remains to the Kig Yar!!!!

 

[brtshstel]

I club you with a bat-erang and call in the Justice League to finish the entire Covenant race off, the Flood, and the entire Bungie development team because the Halo universe sucks. (no trolling, just sarcasm)

 

[Lambi]

I cast Ultima at you.

 

[Sassafrass]

I throw a stall at your face.

 

[Lambi]

I slash you into pieces with a katana.

 

[Toriver]

Your katana can't beat my katana.

BANKAI... Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi.

10,000 swords rise up from the ground and each scatter 10,000 tiny blades into the air, that I then control and aim directly at you, tearing you to shreds.

 

[Asturiel]

I nom a nom you with my monocole.


Mmmmmm Monocole meal.

 

[Marsell]

decapitate you with a shovel

 

[Lambi]

I stab you with a katana. Then I pour salt in your wounds and stab you in the heart and lungs.

 

[Marsell]

I gouge you open with a Shovel, piss in the wound, then shove a taser in there

 

[Pinkros]

I uglie'd you to death by going *DERP*

 

[Marsell]

I unleash the elephant stampede!

 

[Pinkros]

I drop silently down from the roof, cut your head off with a finley sharpened banjo, then proceed to take your head and pours HCl into it to clean in out, whereafter I drink a pina colada out of your empty skull.

...My imagination gets a little out of hand at times.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

JESUS BEAM!

Ha, that'll teach you to be a sparkly gay immortal.

(I am aware of the hypocrisy, and please note I am referring to avatars only.)

 

[Queen Michael]

I bake an Oreo cookie the white paste of which is replaced by a paste which, though sharing the flavor and texture of regular Oreo white paste, is a lethal poison. I place it among the other cookies on your plate. Then, when you are about to take a bite out of it, I shoot you.

 

[Knife-28]

I drop 20 whales on you and then nuke them.

 

[oppp7]

I hose you down with a FIRE TRUCK FULL OF ANTHRAX!