Killed by a Ridiculously Underpowered Enemy

[Arpeggi]

The freaking flies in the Binding of Isaac. Not even the ones that shoot things, just the normal, die-in-one-shot, basic enemy flies.

Also, dogs in the Stalker games.

First post =] (after ghosting unabashedly for longer than I care to admit)

 

[Geth Reich]

i was at the top of the leader board in killing floor with my sharp shooter, just one enemy left and what happens? i decided to take a gore fast 1v1 with my knife.

I don't know why I tried either.

Regardless of the fact I generally play on Hard or above, I still feel humiliated when hugged to death by a single Clot on Killing Floor. No amount of dosh could make me feel better then.....


Goddamn C-Virus zombies in Resident Evil 6 are ridiculously dangerous for shambling corpses! Especially when I already trounced RE4 and 5 on Professional mode several times! And don't get me started on any low level enemy bastard who gets you from behind in the middle of a boss-fight, there's a special place in gaming hell for those gits.

 

[Geth Reich]

Fucking Crawlers and Stalkers in Killing Floor. Ridiculously weak cannon-fodder enemies, but they're SO ANNOYING to hit, because Stalkers are fucking invisible and Crawlers are small, jump everywhere, attack in groups, are fast, and spawn in the most annoying places.

Despite the humongous tank enemies in the game like Fleshpounds, Scrakes and Gorefasts, easily 90% of all damage you take in Killing Floor is from Stalkers or Crawlers, because they are completely bullshit like that.

(Dear god BM team I can beat HL1 on hard and did so as prep but those Marines are bullshit on toast.)

"Oh wow, full health, mostly full energy, I'm doing pretty good!" Then they shoot you three times and you die instantly.

What sticks out in my mind is the fucking encounter in Lambda Core, when you have to scout an area ahead for the scientists are you're trapped in a front desk while soldiers repel down. FUCK THAT MOMENT. Easy difficulty, multiple years of shooter experience, full health, full ammo, using all of my strong guns, memory of where soldiers appear, and complete concentration, and it took around half an hour to beat the moment where four soldiers spam you, immediately followed by five more, while two snipe you from above, when there's no health or suit power lying around in a close-quarters and no cover area where shotgunners LOVE to two-shot you.

Fuck that.

I HATE Stalkers and Crawlers. The former because they only ever bloody show up three times in a long game and as a Commando I need to kill roughly 1 million to level up and the later because you can gurantee that they will jump you from behind as you drag your bleeding crippled self to a safer zone after fending off an army of Fleshpounds and Scrakes!

 

[Bagged Milk]

I can handle being killed by underleveled things. What pisses me off is when I accidentally kill myself while trying to kill said underleveled creatures. I was playing Borderlands 2, I was going to kill a GUN loader with a rocket launcher. The rocket hit a random piece of geometry right in front of me and knocked me down just low enough that I couldn't shoot over the cover I was in. So even though this nearly dead weak thing was there, I couldn't shoot it to get second wind.

 

[Valanthe]

The first goomba in world 1-1 in Super Mario Bros.

Screw that guy.

 

[dystopiaINC]

Getting killed by Swarmers in ME3. That hurts the ol' pride.

I was just about to post that. also mass effect 1 getting killed by husks. damn shock attack.

 

[legendp]

This happens in Halo on Legendary all the time.

- Have a hard-as-nails fight to the death against Hunter Pair/Brute Chieftain/Elite General.

- Just win by the skin of your teeth.

- "Holy shit did you see that?! I'm fucking aweso-" *get shot by unseen Grunt*

- "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

this x10, You never expect a grunt to kill you, with there needles and plasma pistols.

I would also add LOTRBFME2ROTWK (the lord of the rings battle for middle earth 2 the rise of the witch king)
t's an RTS and I will defeat an entire army only to have someone sneak a level 1 hero in and start blowing up all my farms

 

[CryoSynth]

Killed by a pair of chickens in Sleeping Dogs. There's one tucked away spot where they're near one of those lockboxes. I tried to attack them first and then they just fought back and it's really hard to hit them since they're so small. And they also have an absurd amount of HP.

But I picked the fight so I decided to make it to the death, and while I got one of them, the survivor finished me off.

 

[Bombchucker]

T-t-t-t-t-TRIPLE POST! XD

EDIT: Oh now who's talking... Instant post before I even wrote my damn sentence because the enter button decides to I want to post instead of just spacing down. Thanks Instant Karma.

OT: Minions in LoL. Especially on lower levels. You face tank a whole minion wave at level 3 and lol that's half your health gone. It's hilarious to just about lose a 1v1 with the guy left on like 50 HP but he's still taking minion aggro so there're these little orbs of death follow him until he dies.

THOSE DAMN MINIONS!

OT: I was playing a bot game in LOL with my friend a couple of days ago as kha zix and I was just about to kill an Ashe bot when she used her ulti and ran away leaving the minions to kill me. It was really embarrassing since she was also only 15 health. It was like a Bad Luck Brian meme: plays a custom game, gets outsmarted by a bot

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I distinctly remember wiping out the Merchant's building filled with all it's powerful mercenaries and a couple of guards, then dying to a woman with a Knife when I stopped to heal myself. Despite having a 75 in Spears and constantly stabbing at her, I didn't hit her once while she carved me into small pieces.

Scariest old woman in history, that one.

Bitches be packin' daggers, yo.
Barenziah's daedric pigsticker in particular will give you trouble, but its still worth picking a fight, that way you can free-clear Helseth AND his entire royal guard. And if you can win THAT fight, you are god.

Or you hid on the throne and used squishy-wizard magic to kill them all without getting hit.

But if you wanna complain about Morrowind ever, complain about getting the one hand-to-hand guy BEHIND you, knocking you out before you notice, then keeping you locked down while the hammers beat you to death

 

[StormShaun]

Okay this is a simple tale.

I was playing Oblivion with my character which was rather low leveled. I was killing random enemies in the forest until I was fairly low on health. So I decided to run to the Imperial city via the waterfront. Ran by a group of mudcrabs and one managed to nip my ankles and I fell in the sand dead.

Remember kids, don't underestimate the mud crab.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

So, apparently, in Borderlands 2 when you are following the C3-PO's retarded dwarf cousin around, the torch by his place will kill you. By jumping on it.

Is it just me or does BL2 seem to enjoy inflicting petty death. Tried the LoTR easter egg today. Let Geary hit me then I took off team rocket style straight into freakin volcano caldera. Had to be a bug but still, it was extremely embarrassing.

Edit: Forgot to mention how my friend got killed after he and I killed Terramorphous. He fell on him...

 

[ImperialSunlight]

This keeps happening in Guild Wars 2.

These are but some of the creatures I've been defeated by:

A bandit.
A spider (not a giant spider, just a spider
A Flower (to be fair, it was poisonous)

 

[FalloutJack]

This keeps happening in Guild Wars 2.

These are but some of the creatures I've been defeated by:

A bandit.
A spider (not a giant spider, just a spider
A Flower (to be fair, it was poisonous)

There's something puzzling me about GW2 right now. Okay...sometimes there's some sort of yellow-white glow that suuuddenly yanks away all of my health and I die, but I've no idea why since...the enemy could be dead - VERY DEAD, in fact, since I'm a Blood Legionnaire Charr - and I'll have engaged a support power that's suppose to CURE ALL CONDITIONS. What the hell is that?

OT: Okay, this didn't actually kill me, but I'm sure it did SOMEONE...

Chickens from Legend of Zelda games.

 

[Tanis]

I don't know how many times in TES3:M I got killed by some 'worthless' enemy like a rat or mudcrab.

>_>

 

[uhddh]

I was killed by a grunt in halo once...

Worst death ever.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

You ever play a Kirby game and get killed by one of the mobs with a broom? The ones that don't even have an attack, they just shove you into pits? *le sigh*