Killing One liner

[Professor James]

You're about to kill the villain but before you do, what scenario are you in and what do you say. You can also say it right after you kill the villain. In my scenario the villain would be on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say no.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

"...it's just been revoked."
Works for any situation.

 

[Minimike3636]

I'd mess with their head, then kill them. I'd say something like:

"Say hello to your mama for me," but their mother isn't really dead. Make them THINK you killed thier parents first. The look on his face right before you blow it off his body would be priceless.

 

[voetballeeuw]

"Insert witty one-liner here."

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Maybe something like, "Bang, Sayonara, baby."

Or mnaybe I could try a Horatio Caine-esque quip, provided I could think of something... (How does he do it in-universe anyway?)

 

[nukethetuna]

The villain would be on the floor, I am ready to strike the deathblow.
He goes "Killing me won't bring her back!"
I respond "But it will bring me happiness."
BANG!

I was going to just make a list of really bad puns but I'll settle with one.
I am the boss of a company, my right hand man betrayed me, killing one or more important people. After a long and drawn out fight, I stand with my sword to his throat.
He dryly states "So I guess I'm fired huh."
I respond "Yeah. And here's your severance pay."

 

[mirror's edgy]

"...Prepare for unforeseen consequences."
If episode three ends this way my head might explode from sheer awesomeness.

 

[KoalaKid]

I put platypus venom in your mountain dew.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I remember that one-liner, and I had no clue where it came from. Thanks!

 

[SilentCom]

"My penis grants wishes."

And then pistol whip him... With my penis holding the pistol...

Or you could be like Yahtzee and ram it through their eye socket XD


OT: I wouldn't say anything, I would just shoot them in the face and walk off.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"I'm breaking up with you."

*snaps victim's neck*

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

*Villain is hanging on by a wire/rope for dear life*

"Sorry, we've got a bad connection."

*Cuts off villain, letting them plummet to their doom*

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I kill him, breath a ragged sigh of relief and possibly marvel over the fact that I'm not fucking dead, how did that happen, holy shit.

A few hours later I think of the PERFECT line and promptly kick myself for not thinking of it then.

 

[Aegis A'Sha'Se]

"Do a dance!"

 

[Ladette]

Hero: You *****!
Me: Thank you for noticing.

or

Hey kid, every danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Hey kid, every danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?

Damn beat me to it... I just watched that film a few hours ago

 

[twistedmic]

I'd say "Catch." Right before throwing an axe or knife at his head, or say "Catch.", toss a grenade or bomb at him and, when he catches it, detonate the explosive.