Killing One liner

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

Honestly? I can only imagine deeply regretting killing someone, no matter how much I hated them, unless they were my brother or sister, in which case I would remind them that I always hated them.

For anyone else, I imagine it would be a sombre "Goodnight..."

 

[ironwill]

Do you smell my victory.

 

[akfg666]

"There are ten kinds of people in this world. Those who shoot bullets, and those that eat them"
"Wait wha- BANG"

This.Is.EPIC....if you understand binary
And mine would probably be: the villain works in a bakery and I've just shot him 13 times

Me:"13 bullets a real...*puts on shades*... bakers dozen

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Headcrab Farmer]

Me kicking the villain on to some train tracks and he/she getting run over by a bullet train almost immediately, i say "Y'know what they say..." puts on sunglasses "... speed kills" and then YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

or the villain has me cornered with a gun pointed at me, he/she's ranting about him/her winning to which i roll my eyes, grab my gun and shoot him/her in the mouth before he/she can react and dryly saying "Could you say that again?"

BTW Captcha: uses asevio

 

[Harbinger_]

Oh they're going to have to glue you back together.... IN HELL!

or

How about some deconstructive surgery.... via shotgun!

 

[Raddra]

While the enemy is monologuing, a swift slash decapitation.

"Sorry to cut you off there."

Cheesy double pun.

 

[FalloutJack]

Something I like to say as I'm leaving a scene would fit.

Imagine I've left the bad guy in a pit of dynamite and I'm using a winch-line to get myself out of the pit. The line I wanna use is "Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei!".

 

[Scarim Coral]

When someone (friend or foe) enter the room where we had just battle, I stood over the villain corpse with a bloody axe in my hand. I will say "What? It was an Axecident!" (Yeah I know that is a bad one liner.)

 

[shadowelancer]

"C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

 

[onewheeled]

"Looks like you...

*sunglasses*

...lost the game."

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[Son of a Mitch]

this came to my mind instantly

This. Nothing but this. I tip my nonexistent hat at you sir for reminding me of this.