Killing spree in Hungary... with a twist

[Mr.Mattress]

I guess the conversation was too Dull for him to be blunt about it. However, I feel that this is a really extreme way to cut a conversation short. Hopefully, the man is caught and is sent to jail until he gets the point of his wrongdoings.

 

[ElPatron]

Cant believe it takes 135 men to catch him. They are probably afraid of sharp blades, didnt want to get their eyes peeled.

 

[Esotera]

This tragedy is really one cut above the others we've had recently. The police can't have been too sharp if they needed 135 officers to subdue him.

 

[ElPatron]

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Exactly. Reminds me of that french killer. Criminals like him have nothing Toulouse.

 

[Saladfork]

Looks like he'll be crossing swords in prison from now on.

Still, it's good the police were able to cut his rampage short.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I guess he stopped messing around and got straight to the point.

He didn't have to cut up his problems so badly.

It wasn't just his wit that was razor sharp.

I see he pierced the issue with that one.

OT This is a tragedy and I do not condone any killings.

Why don't you stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly!

...You took all the good puns.

 

[ElPatron]

Stop hacking into his reputation. He chopped his chances of being a free man.

The people in his family wont be half the men/women they used to be.

Not only he severed his ties to his family, he also separated it's members...

And I am so going to Hell for dismemberment jokes.

 

[Andy Shandy]

The family obviously couldn't see his point of view during the argument.

It's such a shame to see so many lives cut short

EDIT:

And I am so going to Hell for dismemberment jokes.

Maybe so, but you can carve out a future for yourself as a comedian.

 

[Hazy992]

Wow it sounds like those people got the sharp end of the stick. But no this is a real tragedy and I'm really cut up about it.

[sub]Maybe this should be in forum games. Make hilarious puns about a terrible event![/sub]

 

[Wintermoot]

using a sword not exactly cutting edge

 

[Giftfromme]

He was brought to the tipping point after being called curvaceous and he needed to straighten the family member out.

 

[BreakfastMan]

If I can cut in, I just have something I need to say: you guys just get straight to the point, you know that? Sometimes I fear that you all have severed your connections to the real world. Sometimes I wish I could dissect your minds to see what causes these disconnections from reality.

 

[arnoldthebird]

I wonder if the OP expected their thread to become a pun fest...

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

what rapier wit of everyone commenting.
I see the article cuts to the heart of the matter.


And I can't think of any more puns that you guys didn't already use.

 

[Starik20X6]

I'll need to sharpen my wit if I want to duel with any of these puns...

 

[Risingblade]

Oh making jokes about a killing spree how edgy!