Kim Kardashian filing for divorce after 72 days...seriously?

[chaosyoshimage]

I don't know who these people are! Wait, never mind, this Kardhashian was on that one episode of South Park...

KILL THE PHONIES!!!

 

[emeraldrafael]

That marriage was doomed from the start and you could see it was a publicity stunt from the start. so I wont lose sleep over it.

all this means is Kim's ass (thats honestly the only distinguishible feature about her to me, and its not even that Im attracted to it, just its the only thing I see alluded to when talks of Kim rise up) is back on the market and some poor lowly commoner thinks he'll get to tap that.

 

[Chemical Alia]

Oh well, that's what he gets for trusting a Cardassian.

 

[dex-dex]

And they say gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

This is my first thought when I read it!
but in my country, I don't have to worry about not having gay marriage.

 

[drisky]

72 days? I can beat that.

I'd like to formally propose to whoever posts next on this thread. You're in on on this thing too, now.

Didn't they spend 10 million on the wedding? That's like... $14000 for every day that they were married. Or something. I'm terrible at mathematics.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

OT: It some famous person who I'm not completely sure what she even does. I don't care and neither should you. I don't like indulging attention whores.

 

[General BrEeZy]

anyone else remembering the password from the end of Assassins Creed: Brotherhood? I sure am and I'm all "OMFG THE END IS UPON US" xD

 

[Dorian6]

"It's the gays' fault. They're getting married, so now the entire institution is falling apart. Without them, I'm sure Kim and Whatshisname would have stayed together the rest of their lives. Absolutely shameful"

 

[CODE-D]

I must be psychic because I foresaw this.....or maybe it was painfully obvious.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

If the marriage between a whore whose only claim to fame is the fact that she was taped fucking a guy and a man whose only apparent skill is throwing a round thing into another round thing can't last then love no longer has the power it used to.

 

[RaikuFA]

How surprised (or not) you are by this and the sad, and the sorry state the Kardashians have gotten themselves and television into.

Not to sound old or anything but who are the Kardashians and why are they relevant?

Aren't they one of those things that will just go away if you stop paying attention to them like a 3-year-old having a tantrum or genital warts?

The Kardashians basically invented the modern "reality show." They came out of nowhere with their show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," and officially made themselves famous doing absolutely nothing. Their show follows them and their "lives" as socialites. Kim helped bring a lot of attention to the show at its start by having a sex tape of her and her boyfriend "leaked." They really do nothing but bicker and party, and everything is so obviously staged it's almost hard to comprehend why it has such a huge following. But it does, probably because of the spectacle, and the Kardashians are officially famous for being famous. It's sickening.

This and their dead dad defended OJ Simpson.

Know what really pisses me off about this? I'm not going to be able to get ANY news for the next month because everyone will be covering this worthless story. It's like Angelina Jolie having those twins all over again.

And no they will not go away. Seriously, one of them was arrested for drunk driving and then was released an hour later because of her status.

The good news is now that person who said her wedding was more important than the royal wedding is now eating their words.

 

[ajemas]

I don't think that she is really the problem. Honestly, she and her ex-husband are just puppets for pre-determined events. She isn't in any control of this, and if I was offered a couple of million dollars to get married provided I could get divorced shortly afterwards I might be tempted to take up the offer.

 

[Xeraxis]

Why is this such a big issue? Is it really that important to go crazy over such a worthless story?
Why the hell does anyone care so much about celebrity marriages?
Did you think something like this would surprise you?

 

[Sentox6]

Didn't they spend 10 million on the wedding? That's like... $14000 for every day that they were married. Or something. I'm terrible at mathematics.

You're not that bad. I mean, $14,000 is nearly the same thing as $138,889.

I'd say you have a viable career as a future CFO.

 

[Mister Eff]

I wasn't even aware that she was married to be honest. Didn't Britney Spears or someone have a 20-something day marriage? I'm not good at celebrity marriages.

 

[Jodah]

Suppose its better than what Britney did a few years back...