King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[Headsprouter]

Okay, maybe that was a little more effective than covering someone's eyes with a top hat...but, as a torso, I can still...nnnggg!!!

*bites ankles*

zmmbsshh dnt gw dnn eshy, bsh! Pleh, this hill is mine!

 

[username sucks]

THIS S*** IS LIKE WATCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES!: IT HAS CUNNING REBUTTALS AND CAN BE GREATLY IMPROVED BY EXPLODING IT!!

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A CRIME THE FIRST TIME, THOSE CANDIDATES WOULD F****** THANK ME FOR BLOWING UP THEIR BORING DEBATE IF THEY WEREN'T EXPLODED!!!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You again? As much as you like explosions, you're still only a man. And that means that you probably can't take getting directly shot. So that's what I'm going to do, before you cause any more destruction.

 

[Teoes]

Well I'm just going to go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at you until you piss off. No-one can take this for long.

My hill.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I have to put up with Xiaomu on a daily basis. Going 'eeeeeeeeeee' is nothing compared to her. It's not going to be that easy.

Now if I could just hit you...

 

[Epicspoon]

*Sells you pain and pain accessories*

My Hill

 

[Teoes]

*breaks one of the little pipe things*

My hill.

 

[Headsprouter]

FAINT ATTACK!!!

My hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh whats this? MOTHAFUCKING ICE BEAM, THATS WHAT!

Totally my hill.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

That ice beam isn't going to work on me, or my Hono Kata. On the other hand, I'm pretty certain that whatever you are, you aren't fireproof.

My hill.

 

[username sucks]

WHAT, YOU THINK THAT WEAK SHOT TO THE FACE CAN STOP ME?!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THE 21ST CENTURY?!?! I HAVE SHIELDS!! TORGUE SHIELDS!!! THEY EXPLODE WHEN THEY ARE DRAINED!!! I ALSO HAVE TORGUE GUNS THAT CAUSE HUGE EXPLOSIONS!!! YOUR ENEMIES WILL EXPLODE FROM YOUR BADASSITUDE[footnote]BUT MOSTLY FROM EXPLODING PROJECTILES[/footnote] WHEN YOU USE TORGUE GEAR!!!

REMEMBER KIDS, BUY TORGUE GEAR OR YOU'RE RETARDED!!!
[sup](This message from Mr. Torgue does not reflect the views of the Torgue© corporation)[/sup]

 

[Wackymon]

*Lady LeJean teleports your head next door*

"I claim this hill."

 

[Headsprouter]

I have fancy colours, too! I vanquish you by the fabulous, flesh-hued power of HOT PINK!!!

Indubitably my hill.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Behold! The power of ICE BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowy and cold hill is mine!

 

[Wackymon]

*You find your Liver is now your hat*

"Mine."

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm not normally one to show off, but it looks like that's the order of the day here.

*cuts out your liver with a flaming sword*

 

[Wackymon]

*Lejean taps your shoulder, and stabs you in the eyes*

"Mine."

 

[username sucks]

[color=EXXPLLOOOOOSIOOONNSS!!!!]WHHAAAATT?!?!? WE'RE ALL TALKING IN COLORS NOW!! THAT'S BADASS!!! THEY EVEN HAVE A COLOR NAMED "EXXPLLOOOOOSIOOONNSS!!!!"!!! I AM TALKING IN MOTHERF****** EXPLOSION RIGHT NOW!!!

ANYWAY, NOW THAT I'VE RESPAUNED USING THE RESPAUN STATION DESIGNS I STOLE FROM HYPERION, I'M GONNA BLOW THAT WEIRD-ASS PAINTING INTO BITS THAT I WILL THEN EXPLODE FURTHER!!![/color]

 

[Wackymon]

By god what have I done...
*Pats your shoulder, and invites you to tea.*
*We drink tea, and you die from poison*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Looks like I'm not going to be able to do this alone...

*pulls out phone while walking away from hill with plans to return*