King of the Hill

[ohgodalex]

I flatten the land underneath you with my mind, then creating a large mound of earth underneath myself.

My hill!

 

[Sassafrass]

I run you down with a tank.

MY HILL!

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I throw a grenade into the hatch of your tank blowing you to smitherines.

MY HILL!!!!!!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i pull all the cords to the grenades and run you explode and i run back to the hill

MY HILL BEEEYACH

 

[SteakHeart]

I trip you, causing you to break your neck. MY HILL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i fix my neck [sub][sub]i dont know how[/sub][/sub] and drop kick you off
MY HILL

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I beat you in the face with a tennis racket and throw your corpse down the hill
MY HILL!!!!!!!!

 

[hopeneverdies]

I get Waluigi to play a tennis match with you. He breaks your face with the ball.

OUR HILL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i get bowser to burn waluigi then he builds a castle on the hill

BOWSER'S HILL

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I get a missle launcher and destroy a wall of your castle, destroying bowser underneath the falling rubble, climbing the rubble to find you still alive. I slam the launcher in your face until it is just a bloody mess and burn the castle to the ground with oil and fire...
MY HILL/Burning castle

 

[hopeneverdies]

I pay a short, fat Italian man who is definitely not named Mario to drop Bowser into lava and rescue a princess who is definitely not named Peach.

MY HILL!

 

[DragonofDecay86]

(hmmm...... aha!!!)
Bowser climbs out of the lava swallowing the fat italian guy and the princess, after which he falls back into the lava.
I myself climb to the top of the hill, and kick you off (like Leonitus off of 300) and you fall to your death below on sharpened stakes that i cleverly placed there.

MY HILL!!!

 

[hopeneverdies]

Unfortunately said sharpened stakes were actually sharpened steaks which only gave me cuts and bruises. I then bludgeon you to death because of your inability to differentiate the two.

MY HILL!

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I rise from the dead from behind you and eat your brains, then realiziing they taste like crap spit them back out onto your now twitching corpse. I call forth more legions of zombie things that eat the entire world and are under my control. I have them build me a throne on MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bowser and i both come back from the dead to destroy you and you zombie empire

MY HILL