King of the hill

[M0rp43vs]

I steal a vial of chemicals from the nearest animal testing lab in the hopes of creating an army of infected zombie like human animal hybrids. Instead, it causes a person's skin to melt off the bone.
Oh well, I just shoot Redlin in the kneecaps and throw him off the hill where he lands on a sulking pyramidheadgrape.

Mah hill

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

*Realises what Happened*
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!
my hill..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Takes the hill with an army of drunk Russians*

S:difaopiha;mfaypaujdhill

 

[M0rp43vs]

I take my spear and- Hey,didja hear that pyramidheadgrape's found several huge cases of beer and is giving them away?

No, no, I'll watch the hill while you go

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

NEVA!!!!
it is mine...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm sober, hill is mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hahaha! Still mine! >

 

[pyramid head grape]

Crap! He has been here so long he has worked out cloning! No matter!

FUS RO DAH!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

OBJECTION!

This hill is mind alone.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Uses meme, acquires hill*

????

Profit!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

NOPE.AVI

My hill.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*punches into the sky ala Team Rocket*

My hill.

 

[Zirat]

*Gently lifts up and places to the side*

Now now, it's rude to Rocket punch.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I give you, five british pounds, one malaysian ringgit, some lint and a gummy bear.

My purchased hll

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I stole your purchase.

My hill now.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I ask you to perform whirlwind sprint.
Which you do off the hill.

I then stake claim of the hill

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*punts off the hill for maximum points*

My hill again!

 

[M0rp43vs]

I strike up an alliance with the angry birds and refer to you as one of the capitalistic pigs.

My bombarded hill

 

[pyramid head grape]

*reads newspaper* Seems the hill is built on an ancient Indian graveyard! D:

And I've got zombies to make!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

*Loads shotgun*
Bring it, for this is my hill