King of the hill

[M0rp43vs]

I sacrifice 17 virgins(you might notice some escapists missing) to summon ponies unto the hill.
The apocalypse ponies!

My hill,. Now how to get rid of these ponies?

 

[mcpop9]

I napalm bomb the hill and claim it and the charred pony remains as mine.

MINE!

 

[Shanaar]

Mine by being the one in orbit.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I tickle shanaar to death! Or at least until he gives up the deed to the hill. Then I shot him in the back of the head!

My hill, and apparently celestia's orbital station as well

 

[Shanaar]

I call in a little favour she owns me.

Not where to set up my tent?

 

[pyramid head grape]

*Hits with shovel* :3

Well it is the mother of all weapons! :3

 

[Shanaar]

Need where to put the beer fridge?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Long range sniper team... Backed up by GDI juggernauts. Because we all know melee Trumps guns... in games

My Hi-Hey a beer fridge

 

[Shanaar]

Enough said.

HE WHO RAIDED MY FRIDGE?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Anti-tank tommy cookers(You may know them as Molotov cocktails) and converted beer-can bomb raid
My beer smelling, slightly singed hill

 

[RaNDM G]

"Sup bro."

I pick up a sniper crowbar from the ground and bonk M0rp in the back of the head. I throw him down the hill.

The hill isn't mine though. I don't have an orbital friendship cannon yet.

 

[Shanaar]

Now where was I? Oooh yeah, where to put the jacuzzi?

 

[Trillovinum]

Lead the Zox invasion fleet, send boarding parties to capture the station and align the main gun of my flagship "The Independent" with the hill.

some calibration later and boom! my two kilometer crater.

 

[mcpop9]

i use trololo

all hill caps are invalid.

My perfectly normal hill.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I use the MOON

 

[Trillovinum]

Use tether-vessels to drag a 21 kilometer wide asteroid into orbit. Deliberately degrade its orbit and crash it into the world, effectively extinguishing all developed life on the planet.

my dead world

 

[Shanaar]

Back to the start of things.
WHO KEEPS RAIDING MY FRIDGE

 

[RaNDM G]

"Sorry, but this beer ain't gonna drink itself."

I smash the beer can on Shanaar's head and knock him out.

My fridge.

 

[mcpop9]

I run up the side of the hill. "FALCON... Lunch."

while martins chowing down i claim the hill

 

[pyramid head grape]

*Steals and throws sunglasses away* :3

*Chills on hill*