Kirby the Escapist above you's Avatar.. What power do you get?

[SoloStoffe]

The power of whiteness.

 

[MrJKapowey]

The power of changing my name depending on where I am standing (Tali Zorah, Neema, Normandy)

 

[TheDoctor455]

The power of the Dark Side!

(Trollin' slightly, if he remembers me.)

You wouldn't anymore. I am free of all delusions of Darth-Vader-ness.

OT:
Access to the official Nintendo money pile?

 

[MrJKapowey]

The power to suffer tinder-itus (sorry)

Why would it give you acces to the pile of 'Nintendo'? XBL avatar, Chocobo, Garrus eyepiece, LP2 top, HALO beret. Why Nintendo?

 

[SoloStoffe]

The ability to summon birds.

 

[xmbts]

I get to be all mysterious. Yay!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I can remove my own face.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, my hair is lighter and I don't have a pug nose...neat.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My hair is darker and I have a pug nose. This is bad.

 

[xmbts]

I get the incredible power of nonchalance.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I get to be badass.

 

[xmbts]

I can do SCIENCE.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can take on Bruce Willis.

 

[xmbts]

I get what looks to be abnormally long arms.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get... Noodle powers.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I get the ability of being a boss in a game I can't beat.

At least, I think that's Flandre?

Calumon: I get pretty wings! :3

 

[Zirat]

I get the power to be unbearably cute

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get the power to bomb the crap out of stuff.

Followed by lol'ing my bony ass off.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I get the power to give children nightmares with my theme music.

 

[Cybele]

The power to doze whenever where ever.