Kirby the Escapist above you's Avatar.. What power do you get?

[xmbts]

Oh goody I get the power to defy gravity.

And the portals too I guess.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Uh.....Spikey powers?

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Umm... The power of... being wooden and pointy? Ooh! I could roll around and stab stuff just by moving!

 

[Someperson307]

The ability to be used by a sadistic board game inventor as a puppet in a depraved opera that focuses on electronic entertainment.

 

[Stuntkid]

I'm sensing deja-vu here

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

I get the ability to summon Pokemon of a higher level.

 

[Viking Incognito]

The ability to annoy your opponents to death

 

[xmbts]

(Pointy and spikey?)

OT: I get to use a really big (borderline impractical) ax.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I become a Publisher's Club member.

 

[Hussmann54]

I can turn people into Newts....

But they got better....

 

[Impluse_101]

Mwuahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahaa.......ahahaha....

OT: I can go sarge people now...mwuahahahaha.....mwuahha....ah....

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I can turn into a dragon.

 

[Dango]

The power to shine!

 

[Robert632]

I can shine my glasses obnoxiously now.

 

[Dango]

The power to be ninja'd by me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The power to communicate with starfish.

 

[Dango]

The power to move my head vertically.

 

[xmbts]

The power to carve no less then 700 starfish, while comatose.

 

[spartan1077]

I gain the power of Electricity! And send my tendrils to other Escapists and Suck their powers!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I gain the power to look androgynous. Oh, wait. I have that.