Know any good riddles?

[pancakster]

I was talking to some friends in school and we got into telling riddles to each other. Now I wonder (because I'm like that) Do you know any good riddles?

NOTE: put answers in spoiler boxes so people reading them can try them on their own.

 

[bad rider]

I dig a hole 2m by 2m by 2m, how much dirt is in the hole.

I am a wheel with 3 spokes, and I turn all day but don't go anywhere. What am I?

Edit: someone clever realized I didn't put in a volume on the first question, this is now fixed.

Spoiler: answers

1)Theres none it's a hole
2)A clock, how many times has that been an answer to a riddle? Really should bee the standad go to answer by now.

 

[bad rider]

Indiana Jones and his party are trying to escape the temple before the volcanoe erupts destroying the rickety rope bridge. The volcanoe will erupt in just 19 minutes. However it's dark and they only have one torch so only two people may cross at a time and then they have to go get the others. Indy takes 2 minutes to cross, Sarah Lee the suprisingly hot geologist who is acts with superiority to Jones and try's to ignore him but has found herself deeply taken in by his boyish and rugged charm takes three minutes. The small ethnic boy takes 5 minutes to cross and the old man who told Indy where the temple was before bieng kidnapped by a group of terrorists nazi's aliens tribal warriors takes 8 minutes.

Indy:2
Sarah:3
Boy:5
Old man:8

19 min
1 bridge 1 torch.
Good luck

Spoiler: Answers (wow this was a little maths orientated, time to grab the ol'abacus

Indy and Sarah take 3 min to cross 1st
Sarah takes the torch back 3 min, while Indy fights a zombie or something
Old Man and the Boy then make their way accross 8 min, (admitidly Indy failed to realize that leaving a boy and an old man in the dark could be a bad idea.)
Indy runs back for Sarah 2min
Indy and Sarah run back in 3 min just as the bridge collapses indy throws sarah over grabs the ledge with one hand and his hat the other.

So in review
I+S 3
S 3
OM+B 8
I 2
I+S 3
=19

And they all escaped the annoying temple of riddles with too much addition.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What's the other coin.

Spoiler: Answer

or my personal favorite.

A cowboy rides into a town on Friday he stays three days then leaves on Friday how'd he do it.

Spoiler: Answer

The horse's name was Friday.

 

[bad rider]

No dirt, but if you filled it back up i would imagine 2m^3(assuming you meant 2mx2mx2m)

A windmill

A Bosmer, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill the Bosmer. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed the Bosmer?

Spoiler

The orc, it's always the orc,
Also it wasn't a windmill.

 

[temporalcrux]

I won't know how to do the spoiler box, sadly, but...


1. Traditionally, men do this standing, women sitting, and dogs on three legs.



2. What is another name for a form of intercourse that ends in the letter "K".

 

[DEATHROAD]

No dirt, but if you filled it back up i would imagine 2m^3(assuming you meant 2mx2mx2m)

A windmill

A Bosmer, was slain. The Altmer claims the Dunmer is guilty. The Dunmer says the Khajiit did it. The Orc swears he didn't kill the Bosmer. The Khajiit says the Dunmer is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who killed the Bosmer?

Let me just go check a oblivion walkthrough and ill get back to you.

 

[bad rider]

I won't know how to do the spoiler box, sadly, but...


1. Traditionally, men do this standing, women sitting, and dogs on three legs.



2. What is another name for a form of intercourse that ends in the letter "K".

Spoiler: The answers to these questions are easy, but probably not smart to post

1. Traditionally, men do this standing, women sitting, and dogs on three legs.

Answer: Crossword puzzles


2. What is another name for a form of intercourse that ends in the letter "K".

Answer: Getting your "Funk" on

You do spoilers by putting

Spoiler

followed by [/ spoiler] (no space between / and spoiler] then to name it, in the first box put

Spoiler: The answers to these questions are easy, but probably not smart to post

and in practice it will look like the above

 

[Banana Phone Man]

The pope has one but doesn't use it.
Your father has one but your mother uses it.
Nuns don't need it.
Arnold Schwarnegger has a very big one
Michael J Fox has a very small one.
What is it?

Spoiler: Answer

Surname or last name
or do you have a smutty mind?

 

[twistedmic]

Here's one I found years ago- No legs lies on one leg, two legs sits on three legs, four legs gets some.

 

[temporalcrux]

I won't know how to do the spoiler box, sadly, but...


1. Traditionally, men do this standing, women sitting, and dogs on three legs.



2. What is another name for a form of intercourse that ends in the letter "K".

Spoiler: The answers to these questions are easy, but probably not smart to post

1. Traditionally, men do this standing, women sitting, and dogs on three legs.

Answer: Crossword puzzles


2. What is another name for a form of intercourse that ends in the letter "K".

Answer: Getting your "Funk" on

You do spoilers by putting

Spoiler

followed by [/ spoiler] (no space between / and spoiler] then to name it, in the first box put

Spoiler: The answers to these questions are easy, but probably not smart to post

and in practice it will look like the above

Spoiler

Spoiler: The answers to these questions are easy, but probably not smart to post

I laughed at your answers. Just because the one answering has their jump-to-conclusion, doesn't mean the actual answers are bad.

 

[Mechsoap]

lets think, the riddler from batman, what goes on 4 legs in start, then 2, then 3 later on the day

Spoiler

a baby, it walks on four, cut of its 2 arms forcing it to walk, and then give it a stilt to suport on

 

[Karlaxx]

What do I have in my pocket?

 

[twistedmic]

What do I have in my pocket?

String or nothing.

 

[Timotei]

You have two coins that equal $0.30. One of those coins is not a nickel. What is the other one?

 

[Composer]

whats the longest 4letter word
hint: its not fuck

 

[Composer]

You have two coins that equal $0.30. One of those coins is not a nickel. What is the other one?

reference to scrubs?

 

[iLikeHippos]

If the person says "I always lie", is he indeed lying? Or is he telling the truth?

Think about that one... With a side order of paradoxia! DUN DUN DUUUN!

 

[Timotei]

You have two coins that equal $0.30. One of those coins is not a nickel. What is the other one?

reference to scrubs?

No actually, it's a reference to a Computer Integrated Science quiz.

10 questions like the one above in the teacher's attempt at seeing just how many of us read the questions.

 

[Quaxar]

The pope has one but doesn't use it.
Your father has one but your mother uses it.
Nuns don't need it.
Arnold Schwarnegger has a very big one
Michael J Fox has a very small one.
What is it?

Spoiler: Answer

Surname or last name
or do you have a smutty mind?

Why was my first thought "a car"?

OT:

It can not be touched, but it can be held.

Spoiler

your breath