Ladies... You Know What I've Never, Not Once, Done In My Entire Life?

[ohnoitsabear]

Honestly, houses should just be built with urinals, would solve all these problems.

I just wanted to pop into this thread to say that I support this idea 100%. You can bet your ass that when I buy myself a house, the first thing I'm doing is installing a urinal. Life would be much easier.

 

[lechat]

Honestly, houses should just be built with urinals, would solve all these problems.

I just wanted to pop into this thread to say that I support this idea 100%. You can bet your ass that when I buy myself a house, the first thing I'm doing is installing a urinal. Life would be much easier.

TF is that white bowl thing next to the toilet if not a urinal? it even has hot and cold water to flush with

i knew a guy who grew up in a family with 8 men and 2 women and he grew up with the mentality that women should lift the seat up when they are done not the other way around

 

[Lonewolfm16]

I clean it every few days and have some 'rituals' to keep it clean

Me too. Say what you like about Baal, but he's good at keeping my toilet clean.

Really? That just seems like a complete and total waste of a storm gods powers. I mean I get he doesn't have that many followers and so must be pretty bored if I was a god and you asked me to clean your toilet I would smite you so hard. Do you at least offer proper sacrafice to him?

 

[Charli]

...Not usually but I did once very pissed at 3 am and almost fell in.

Caught myself before it happened though. It's not like I yelled at anyone for doing it though, it was probably my brother. But I'd rather the toilet seat was up than have someone potentially wizz on the seat.

But yeah, I look quite often.


Sometimes your mind IS completely off with the fairies during a routine you think you're very comfortable with.


I've seen men actually pee standing up without lifting the lid up and going 'oh fu-'


It's just... that. Really. No one to blame but yourself though, so. *shrug*

 

[jollybarracuda]

You know, i never got that whole debate myself actually. Who the hell just says "fuck it" and puts all their trust into a seat without checking it? There's sending caution to the wind, and then there's just being dumb. Don't be dumb. Look where you sit. Jollybarracuda's Helpful Tips For Life.

But in all seriousness, i do always put the seat down when i'm done, along with the lid. It just looks nicer and less like a gas station restroom. Plus, when i found out all that stuff that gets sent into the air when you flush with the lid up - mother of god.

 

[2fish]

if it is mine, then no need to look. Other places I may check it based on location.

It is hard being a guy.

Spoiler

I would argue that there are more than 9 ways as I also have the burst fire. So I guess you are correct in checking as not all guys(and probably girls) are as nice as me and clean up if the laser targeting systems fail.

 

[Ryotknife]

I generally always sit down to pee, because have you ever noticed if you're peeing in bare legs the amount of splashback you get from the stream?

Seriously go right now to your toilet, take your trousers off and pee in it standing up, your thighs get soaked! And to think that that just gets soaked into your jeans and carried around until you next wash them (which could be a while)... Ewww.

No...

Not even... how do guys get so wet while peeing unless their dick's flopping all around?

I just aim down the center and guess what, no splash back, no nothing. Maybe it's because I'm not putting the force of 1000 suns behind the flow.

morning wood. I have to stand on my tiptoes and bend my body at a 45 degree angle to get the proper alignment sometimes. Combine this with the fact that i'm groggy and sometimes i dont wear my glasses.

sometimes, you can point the...business end....at the toilet and have it spray at an angle away from where you are aiming. Or worse, instead of one stream it becomes two separate streams coming out at different angles. Granted it happens rarely.

I would imagine most of the damage is done when one shakes after they are done, which does risk sending the pee in a non-optimal direction.

 

[Mauler]

I try to avoid public toilets as is, because its creepey and my dormmate got STD from one in dorms girl bathrooms(dude one were clogged like whith A TON of P00(pardon my french)) and i hawe avoided em(toilets not STD's(im a virgin(lame isn't it))) for a week and it was AWESOME!!!

 

[Meatspinner]

I DECLARE THIS THREAD TO BE A PEE THREAD

Also this thread has an entirely too much TMI!

 

[Easton Dark]

morning wood. I have to stand on my tiptoes and bend my body at a 45 degree angle to get the proper alignment sometimes. Combine this with the fact that i'm groggy and sometimes i dont wear my glasses.

sometimes, you can point the...business end....at the toilet and have it spray at an angle away from where you are aiming. Or worse, instead of one stream it becomes two separate streams coming out at different angles. Granted it happens rarely.

I would imagine most of the damage is done when one shakes after they are done, which does risk sending the pee in a non-optimal direction.

Oh man, I don't even try it when my gentleman's ready for war*. It's uncomfortable and uncompromising!

I have had the two stream thing happen (lately quite a bit). I wonder what causes that... but still, splash for me is rare.

[small]*Full Mast[/small]

Also this thread has an entirely too much TMI!

Wouldn't it just be... TMI? Too much I, perhaps.

 

[Guffe]

Of course I always chek it out, but if I can't see anything I just sit down...
I never leave the toilet "open" after use thou, that I never understood.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I really only know women and I only sit on a public toilet is I REALLY have to, so no real worries about a dirty toilet seat. I think I would notice if there was a puddle before I sat down anyway, I never put my fanny anywhere without looking first.

 

[felbot]

i dont even know what you guys are arguing about, you go to the toilet, piss, then leave, cant be that hard right?

 

[Uszi]

Eh, I always put it down, but leaving things "open" sets off my OCD.

So I usually put the seat and the lid down, regardless of the level of female influence in my life at the time.

 

[Reaper195]

I lift the seat when I piss. I lower it when I shit. If it's up and the GF goes to the toilet, she lowers it. If it's up and you want it down, lower it. If it's down and you want it up, lift it up. It's called being practical. I know a hell of a lot of women who don't really care if the seat is left up. They just flick a finger, and it's down. Of course...I know far too many women who make massive deals out of it and end up having an argument that takes the amount of time to lower a seat for the whole year and a bit more.

 

[Mikeyfell]

Yeah, I'm with you. It's stupid when someone would rather yell at you instead of taking less than a second to solve the problem themselves. Women...[/single]

 

[Phuctifyno]

Having been raised entirely by women, it's just compulsory, and not at all difficult or time consuming. There's really no reason not to, unless your trying to make a point out of it... which would be sad. It's a toilet seat.

 

[gazumped]

In my house (four guys and three gals here) we're expected to put the toilet lid (not just the seat) down anyway to stop the spread of germs when the flush goes off (especially when you poop, the flush can disperse it and it gets in your toothbrushes... apparently), so we've all got to do it anyway.

Aerosol goes out in the spaces between the seat/lid/bowl regardless of whether or not you put the lid down, it isn't an air tight system just because the lid is down. If all the aerosol was truly contained in the toilet just because the lid was down you'd have moisture collecting on the lid, but that doesn't happen, and would actually be a problem if that happened.

Makes sense, it did seem like a bit of an unscientific problem/solution (a case of what 'feels' to be right rather than what is, like if your hands look clean then you figure they probably don't need a wash, even if you've been touching germy stuff) but then this is the same household that doesn't want a microwave because it's so unhealthy having 'microwaves going everywhere'.

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

I just pee sitting down. Everything's easier that way.

captcha: hold your tongue

maybe I shouldn't be telling the Escapist about my toilet habits...