Lame Tame Game Name

[SelectivelyEvil13]

PS3 Exclusive: Folksore (From Folklore)
Utilize the six axis technology to repeatedly bash your face with the controller, allowing you to capture the souls of enemies in the hopes that one of them was a doctor in a previous life to aid you in your real-life hemorrhaging!

Xbox 360 Exclusive: Say'lo (From halo)
Super, amazing, awesome first person action adventure where you walk up to hyper-violent, human-hating alien lifeforms to say "Hello!" Bonus points if you can say "good day" without getting disemboweled in 10 seconds.

Assassin's Need: Play as a whiny self-absorbed prat who constantly complains about how totally uncool it is that the world doesn't revolve around his spoiled existence.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

[HEADING=2]The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion = The Elders Girls IV: Oblivious[/HEADING]

You play some kid who tries to score with the 'Elders' girls while trying not to get caught

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

[HEADING=2]Guitar Zero[/HEADING]
You are a kid who plays with a plastic guitar that just makes a bunch of clicking sounds.
THAT'S THE GAME

 

[TheGreatKlaid]

Gears of War = Fears of War:
AAHHHHH!

 

[klipton]

R.A.D = Really Awkward Dub

 

[ejb626]

[HEADING=2]Halo Scores[/HEADING]
Either a Halo themed sports game or a sim where you try to help Master Chief get laid blisteringly hard due to SPARTANs' lack of sex drives.

[HEADING=2]Paint's Row[/HEADING]
You run a house painting company and must drive all three of the rival painting companies out of the city. In the sequel you have to out-paint three new paint companies and a massive multinational painting conglomerate.

 

[Arkley]

[HEADING=2]RED DEAD REVELATIONS[/HEADING]

All the fun of learning about the Bible, in the old west!

 

[Chunko]

[HEADING=2]Table 2[/HEADING]

Roll your table down a hill and buy upgrades for it. Get different finishes, wood grain schemes, table legs, marry other tables, buy a house, and travel the world. All with the help of your faithful dog.

Btw the hill is only about 10 feet long.

R.A.D = Really Awkward Dub

[HEADING=3]Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots = Medal Beer Soiled 4: Runs of the Partons[/HEADING]

Help guide your fellow bar patrons to the bathroom while you solve the mystery of who tainted your medal winning beer...again!

Fred Rising.

Our favorite wonder years star roams around his high school, trying to talk to girls, hoping they don't notice his, excitement

All of you get an internet point. Unfortunately you'll have to split it into quarters. Sorry I only have 1 left.

 

[Gurgy]

[HEADING=3]TimeSplitters = LimeSplitters[/HEADING]
The ultimate citrus cutting simulator.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

[HEADING=3]Dragon Age: Origins = Bacon Rage: Conflict[/HEADING] You get to play a pig who gained intelligence via devouring a human. Your goal is to wipe out all producers of bacon in the world.

 

[Tagball]

[HEADING=3] Lard-end of Felda: Pimply Ass Princess[/HEADING]

Fight the bags of lard and fat to save the deep-fried kingdom of Fryrule.

 

[automatron]

Oh, and
[HEADING=2]Left in Bed 2[/HEADING]
It's a very popular sequel to the original game,
[HEADING=2]Left in Bed.[/HEADING]

Nice

An independent game based loosely off Left in Bed, by the same company:
The Ditcher.
Perform one-night stands with women and sneak out of their apartments in the morning

 

[khaimera]

[HEADING=2]Donkey Kong = Honkey Bong[/HEADING]

Four drunk white guys wearing different colored overalls (playable cooperatively), get high, eat, drink, get higher, chase racoons, and you win by finding a comfortable place to sleep without being seen by the cops or other homeless people.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

[HEADING=3]Ocarina Of Grime[/HEADING]

Damn it, Zelda! would it kill you to clean this thing!?

 

[tmujir955]

[HEADING=3]The World Ends With Moo[/HEADING]

A game where you kill cows by poking, dragging, touching, and swiping randomly at the touch screen.

 

[commandersqwigly]

call of duty: modern wealfare 2

 

[Ren3004]

Mario Tart:

Before she became a princess, Peach was just another girl trying to make ends meet in the Mushroom Kingdom. This is her story...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

[HEADING=2]Final Fantasy = Anal Fantasy[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Dragon Age = Saggin' Rage[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]The Godfather = The Godmother[/HEADING]