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Iwata

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The Rockerfly said:
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So if I released a game built entirely around eating your own shit, and it became so massively successful that every game copied my brilliant "innovations" in coprophagia, you would happily eat your own shit while defending my game against anyone who points out that dogs have been eating their own shit for centuries and it was generally discouraged?

I am, of course, talking about regenerating health and auto-aim. Two of the linchpins in the halo formula. See, ever since online games existed, people made aimbots and invulnerabilty/regeneration hacks. These aren't what I'm talking about when I say other games beat halo to regenerating health, auto-aim, and everything else the captive LIVE demographics claim it did first. But being forced to rely on the game's built in assistance measures does not make a better game, it just makes an easier game. But most people can't really tell the difference, so MASSIVE SUCCESS.

If you remember, it took a while for non-halo games to "get" that halo's success was based upon auto-aim. Killzone, for instance, was a pretty massive flop both times because the developers didn't get the auto-aim right.

The fact every game followed suit isn't really a valid claim either. "Holy shit, easy games are making money. That must mean easy games are awesome!" The reality its just more proof people are cretinous dipshits who will, literally, buy anything.
That is a massive exaggeration, all it is doing is changing the pacing in an fps to make it compatible for online play. If everyone was a super hero solider online with a million hit points and guns that only the top end people could earn then it is almost impossible for new players to get involved. That's the problem with old fps's, they are just not compatible for new generation playing multiplayer. That is where auto aim and health regeneration come in

Auto aim for consoles is necessary for any console fps, while I think that a controller is much more comfortable to play with and more fun, I will agree that a mouse is more accurate. However, if you play online with any fps, not just Halo but say COD4. Go online and you will die a fair amount and because everyone has the same assistance it balances out the game. It doesn't make a game any easier or unfair and it fixes the problem of the controller being less accurate

Auto health is also necessary because going back to any point and walking a distance for you to live longer takes more time than just dying. This makes the game much more fast paced rather then trekking back and forward to health point. Besides, it's not like it's instant and everyone has it so it's not making the game any easier (like if one person had the ability and everyone else had to go back and get health)

Even if they weren't there, it wouldn't make it any harder, just more frustrating for new players.

You can say it made it more shit but people liked it, bought it and it became the new fps standard. You can't measure something like this so you can say it's shit but it doesn't matter, the old style is too old fashioned for the console fps generation. Maybe it will come around again but only if the market determine it

Plus Killzone flopped because it was boring, grey and quite possibly the dullest fps mankind has ever made
Oh, the irony of it all!

EDIT: I had written something quite different, and then realized I fell into the "Halo" trap, so I'll take it somewhere else.

OT- The fact that the PS3 version of Mafia 2 had lower scores because of no blood pools on the ground and two-dimensional grass.

What?!

Also, Yahtzee's review of Demon's Souls, though funny, hit all the wrong spots.

The Rockerfly said:
believe games made over 10 years ago are still fun to play today.
That is just an extremely retarded thing to say. You sure you're in the right forum?
 

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I think that Gamepro's Conduit review. With the focus, even before release, about the customization of controls, them complaining about the motion for melee attack seemed really stupid. You could map it to a button and get over it. The game had several problems, but that wasn't one.
 

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The Axon Hillock said:
Omikron009 said:
Framerate issues could very well be a game issue. For example, KOTOR has serious framerate issues when played on an xbox 360. It's just not coded very well.
Shenanigans. KOTOR doesn't have any framerate problems on the original XBox.
I'ma have to stop you right there. It was well known for having horrible framerate problems, and one of the main complaints many people I know, including myself, had with the second game was that the framerate problems weren't dealt with, and if anything were worse.
 

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I was bored, and wanted a laugh, so I headed over to GameSpot to read their horrible reviews.

They recently went over Swords & Soldiers for PS3, a port of the formerly Wii-exclusive downloadable RTS. I read all the way through it, and I'm baffled.

For the bad points, they said "Bland Environments", and in the icons on the right, a steep learning curve, which wasn't even mentioned in the review.

In the review itself, the only criticism I found at all was that there weren't enough factions (3). So you might be asking yourself, what score did this fantastic-sounding game get?

An 8. A fucking 8 for a game with almost no criticism. A $10 downloadable sidescrolling RTS, with excellent controls, great humor, good balancing between factions, and fun multiplayer.

That made me lose even more faith in that godforsaken website.
 

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Omikron009 said:
The Axon Hillock said:
Omikron009 said:
Framerate issues could very well be a game issue. For example, KOTOR has serious framerate issues when played on an xbox 360. It's just not coded very well.
Shenanigans. KOTOR doesn't have any framerate problems on the original XBox.
I'ma have to stop you right there. It was well known for having horrible framerate problems, and one of the main complaints many people I know, including myself, had with the second game was that the framerate problems weren't dealt with, and if anything were worse.
I never had a single framerate problem with KOTOR. 'Course, I did seem to have a magic XBox... It would only play disks if the console was upside down, and it had freakishly short load times (sometimes none at all). It played KOTOR smoother than Mass Effect 2 could ever hope to achieve.

Other people may have had issues, but no one I've ever personally known has complained.
 

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Anytime they subtract points for graphics unless they hinder your actual ability to play the game.

Unless they're so bad that you can't make things out then it would be fine, but saying something like, "It doesn't look as good as _______" and hurting its marks for that is my personal irritator.
 

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Iwata said:
Plus Killzone flopped because it was boring, grey and quite possibly the dullest fps mankind has ever made
Oh, the irony of it all!


The Rockerfly said:
believe games made over 10 years ago are still fun to play today.
That is just an extremely retarded thing to say. You sure you're in the right forum?[/quote]

I've been over this with someone else

Because Halo is grey...


Also what over console game has a forge mode in it? Especially for this generation?
You can't play a game ten years ago from a different console on a newer one unless it has backwards compatibility
Most don't

Stop trolling
 

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leotime0 said:
Edechew said:
'The pistol was a waste of time, or would have been if it wasn't for the scope'

Then... it wasn't a waste of time then, was it?

Got a Lame Excuse for a Positive Point, Orange Box. '5 games in one, excellent value.' No, one game thats five years old, two expansion packs, and two glorified tech demos. How about only charging for the new stuff Valve rather than charging us for stuff we've already bought?
wait what?
Team fortress 2 is not a Glorified tech demo, it was a full game at the time it was released with The Orange Box and has grown so much bigger since then.
Not to mention the Orange box is fairly inexpensive.
 

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DAVEoftheDEAD said:
Half the shit yahtzee says about Dead Space.
HAH! YOU SIR ARE...wait. Hold on.
(Goes to watch zero punctuation on dead space)
Well...STILL...wait I don't own dead space...so how's your day going?

For me it would be the review of ninety nine nights 2 here. Everything about it I just hate. But I suppose if its right then I'm just a fan of mass genocide of random fantasy worlds.

P.S. Sorry if you felt like that first joke did nothing more than waste your time.
 

Iwata

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The Rockerfly said:
Iwata said:
Plus Killzone flopped because it was boring, grey and quite possibly the dullest fps mankind has ever made
Oh, the irony of it all!


The Rockerfly said:
believe games made over 10 years ago are still fun to play today.
That is just an extremely retarded thing to say. You sure you're in the right forum?
I've been over this with someone else

Because Halo is grey...


Also what over console game has a forge mode in it? Especially for this generation?
You can't play a game ten years ago from a different console on a newer one unless it has backwards compatibility
Most don't

Stop trolling[/quote]

Stop trolling... YOU are telling me to stop trolling?! After you took over this thread with your fanboyism and turned it into a Halo debate?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Again: oh, the irony!

As for the 10 years ago, you never mentioned backwards compatibility. I QUOTED what you said, which was a supremely stupid statement that apparently games have an expiration period of 10 years, after which they stop being fun.

So, to sum up: if you want to be Halo's knight in shining armour, I suggest you make a thread for that purpose, rather than annex someone else's. Also, accusing someone of trolling after your display here is, for lack of a better word, moronic. And finally, when you make a comment that turns out to be just plain stupid, remember that it's written down, and simply deviating the subject doesn't make it go away.

That is all.
 

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Last Valiance said:
Since it went over your head, I'll elaborate.

Your first point is kinda... dense. Yes, most shooters have limited weapon inventory NOW. Gee, I wonder what game with that was so massively successful that every game that involved shooting things would need this "feature." Also, considering most fps are designed for the console since the success of this UNNAMED GAME, you're pretty much just chasing your tail.

Yes, halo did have cover. It wasn't some clumsy "HIT X TO HUMP WALL" type deal, but the levels were designed with it in mind. Enemies took cover, you took cover. Also, regenerating health does indirectly demand the use of cover.

Without regenerating health, one is reliant upon healthpacks. Looking for them, moving towards them. Thus, regenerating health reduces the amount one needs to rely upon movement and look controls.
 

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The limited weapon thing is an influence of the military and tactical shooters (like 1998's Rainbow Six). The industry had been veering more and more toward realism, with Half-Life being one of the poster boys (featuring realistic rocket launchers, military tactics and cover, and mostly realistic weapons. Halo was a fairly natural step in these trends.
 

The Rockerfly

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Iwata said:
Stop trolling... YOU are telling me to stop trolling?! After you took over this thread with your fanboyism and turned it into a Halo debate?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Again: oh, the irony!

As for the 10 years ago, you never mentioned backwards compatibility. I QUOTED what you said, which was a supremely stupid statement that apparently games have an expiration period of 10 years, after which they stop being fun.

So, to sum up: if you want to be Halo's knight in shining armour, I suggest you make a thread for that purpose, rather than annex someone else's. Also, accusing someone of trolling after your display here is, for lack of a better word, moronic. And finally, when you make a comment that turns out to be just plain stupid, remember that it's written down, and simply deviating the subject doesn't make it go away.

That is all.
I gave a reason to all my beliefs
You just called my taste crap
... I find that to be trolling

I didn't say they had an fun expiration date but how many current generation consoles can play a game 2 generations ago?

Why is it when someone is a fan of a different series they aren't accused of being "that games fanboy"?

Alright lets look at this way, name a console game that has:
A theatre style mode
A decent forge mode
Is also an fps where you can actually find a game

Can't think of one? Because there isn't one
That is why I think Halo is good

So in your mind someone else's backed up opinion= stupid

Recommend me a shooter then, one that I can play on my xbox 360 then? Like I said pc games are different due to different positives and negatives so using shooters for a pc when I want to play them on my console is not going to work
 

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The Rockerfly said:
Iwata said:
Stop trolling... YOU are telling me to stop trolling?! After you took over this thread with your fanboyism and turned it into a Halo debate?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Again: oh, the irony!

As for the 10 years ago, you never mentioned backwards compatibility. I QUOTED what you said, which was a supremely stupid statement that apparently games have an expiration period of 10 years, after which they stop being fun.

So, to sum up: if you want to be Halo's knight in shining armour, I suggest you make a thread for that purpose, rather than annex someone else's. Also, accusing someone of trolling after your display here is, for lack of a better word, moronic. And finally, when you make a comment that turns out to be just plain stupid, remember that it's written down, and simply deviating the subject doesn't make it go away.

That is all.
I gave a reason to all my beliefs
You just called my taste crap
... I find that to be trolling

I didn't say they had an fun expiration date but how many current generation consoles can play a game 2 generations ago?

Why is it when someone is a fan of a different series they aren't accused of being "that games fanboy"?

Alright lets look at this way, name a console game that has:
A theatre style mode
A decent forge mode
Is also an fps where you can actually find a game

Can't think of one? Because there isn't one
That is why I think Halo is good

So in your mind someone else's backed up opinion= stupid

Recommend me a shooter then, one that I can play on my xbox 360 then? Like I said pc games are different due to different positives and negatives so using shooters for a pc when I want to play them on my console is not going to work
I'll not contribute to derail this thread further. Start a new one, and I'll gladly expand on my views. And for the record, I never said Halo was a bad game by any means, but the fact you assumed as much simply for my calling out your outrageous statements says everything you need to know. And yet you keep bringing up things out of thin air. Backwards compatibility? PC shooters? At least be coherent.
 

The Rockerfly

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Iwata said:
I'll not contribute to derail this thread further. Start a new one, and I'll gladly expand on my views. And for the record, I never said Halo was a bad game by any means, but the fact you assumed as much simply for my calling out your outrageous statements says everything you need to know. And yet you keep bringing up things out of thin air. Backwards compatibility? PC shooters? At least be coherent.
Out of the air? I am making points why Halo is needed for a current generation console shooter
Besides if I make another thread I will get a load of points I have already explained about in this thread and explained countless times before

They are all perfectly valid points to make. Outrageous statements? Like what? You can't just say something is a flaw and not give evidence on what is the flaw and not provide an alternative

I still want you to recommend me that game, PM for here on