Last enemy you killed in Campaign/story mode is right outside your house.

[LordOmnit]

Crap, Twilight Princess Ganondorf? Dammit, I'm not that good of a swordsman or that strong! I also don't have Triforce, light, shadow, or twilight power, I'm pretty much boned. Then again, so's the rest of the world in that case.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Some robot from Sonic 3. I'll be fine.

 

[6unn3r]

Awwww crap....

the Prussian army in Austria from Empire: Total War, it was so easy when i had elite guards from London and cavalry from southern france on my side but now its just me and a thin wooden door i think im gona need to learn the German for "I surrender".

 

[Jake0fTrades]

I don't think I need to worry about being killed by a monkey.

 

[Yomandude]

Oh, crap, that would be an Elite with an Energy Sword from Reach.
Uh... I never took anti-Sword-Elite precautions. What should I do? The closest thing I have to a Plasma Pistol is my battery charger! I'm a floor aboveground, though, so I could just try breaking the stairs before he can get up them. If not... well, just buy me a tasteful headstone.

 

[Jak2364]

O_O oh crap umm.....an AI dude from MGS4's target practice...oh wait, no big deal.

 

[Phon3s94]

the last thing i killed was a legendary deathclaw in New vegas, i think im fucked

 

[moretimethansense]

Ceasere Borgia - Assassins Creed: Brotherhood, could be a bit of a problem.

O_O oh crap umm.....an AI dude from MGS4's target practice...oh wait, no big deal.

I don't think that counts as ampaign/story mode, most anything in the main game would probably fuck you up.

 

[Jaser]

A Mudcrab in Oblivion? I think I'll be fine, so long as it doesn't somehow upset the ecosystem.

 

[karloss01]

well s***.

Spoiler

Elite General with Fuel Rod.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

a spestnaz guy from black ops.
i'll probably throw my computer at him through my window

 

[Professor Idle]

A Creeper. Even if I live, I'll probably have to move...

Oh god do I know your pain. Godamn Creepers.

 

[Goombuster]

Sovereign.

...I can safely assume this is going to be one hell of a curbstomp battle.

 

[Dfskelleton]

A Doom Imp.
A shotgun blast should be enough to get rid of him, as long as he doesn't manage to launch fire at me.

 

[Crockpot420]

a fuzzy panda bear thing from castle crashers is outside my door.

should i be worried? is he gonna attack?

 

[WOPR]

The Last enemy you demolished in a game (Story mode/campaing, etc.) is standing right outside your house, and is not very pleased with you.

Well, what is it? Are you screwed?


For me: Borgia guard in AC:BH. Meh... No problem.

I have a giant Dragon outside my house

at least it'll go away as soon as it hears the crickets in my backyard!

 

[WOPR]

a fuzzy panda bear thing from castle crashers is outside my door.

should i be worried? is he gonna attack?

(...not a panda just a bear)

and yes be VERY afraid because he will turn into a tornado and destroy your house first; then whale on you with a club and shoot fish arrows at ya

 

[stormtrooper9091]

i'm an elitist who doesn't play games where you kill other people

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Oh crap...it's Atlas from Dragon Quest IX.

This is one of the times I actually HAD the abilities of my fanfiction self. Right now all I have are a stainless steel replica of the Master Sword and a wooden replica of the Hylian Shield from the Legend of Zelda series...

...and a boomerang...

...and a replica of the Ocarina of Time from songbirdocarinas.

Yeah...I'm hosed. I'm just glad I don't cosplay. If I went for a Link look, I'd look like Tingle with weaponry.

 

[binvjoh]

Random grunt from Splinter Cell: Conviction.

Could be a problem.