Last enemy you killed in Campaign/story mode is right outside your house.

[Wilcroft]

So there's a Taiidan assault frigate outside my house? Just Great.

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

A baron of hell from DOOM. A sexy beast to be sure, but damn that he's probably right pissed off at me right now for dodging all those fireballs.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

General RAMM? ooh boy...

 

[J474]

Gonfaloniere Uberto Alberti from Assassin's Creed II
A fat, unarmed man, I should be fine

 

[LeadTaco]

A grunt from Halo Reach.

Time for hugz and keeses.

 

[Master Kuja]

So...Crying Wolf?

Well.
Fuck.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A Salarian merc in full armor wielding a Mass Effect universe pistol. It is a low level enemy in game but in the real world it will likely kill me.

 

[Krylock]

before i open the door...what level am i in rl ?

You go by levels in real life? Huh... Interesting.

 

[mexicola]

A little grench throwing snowballs... yeah I think I could take him.

 

[Idiotastic]

I guess it's not that bad...

Oh,wait. It is.

 

[archvile93]

I was a clot, dressed up like an ugly elf. Just give me a knife I'll kill it.

 

[Xorph]

A Grunt, whatever shall I do! Probably just growl at it and it'l run away flailing its arms.

 

[Freechoice]

Garrador from RE4.

 

[squidtm]

I killed a cow in Minecraft; I'm probably fine.

 

[tehbeard]

"Thatssss a nice houssse u have there.
Ssssshame if anything happened to it."

Oh shit...

 

[CoffeeOfDoom]

Spoiler: Balls....

 

[RobCoxxy]

Spoiler: RAAARGH

Well, fuck my life.

 

[Joe Deadman]

A super mutant?
Well they are pretty dumb so I might be able to outsm- RAGGGHHHH HUMAN!!!

 

[8M1ke8]

Ur-Quan Dreadnaught...
Yeah, I'm fucked

 

[ddon]

I destroyed a Panzer... Hopefully it is just the driver but if it isn't I am not just going to be killed, I am going to be crushed.