Hmmm... some little monster from Dragon Quest IX. I honestly don't remember what it was, probably a Gold Golem (DQVC items are expensive!) Not a powerhouse in game terms, but I don't think I have any way to hurt it, as my equipment is all basic and my skill points have all gone into things like Esoteric Knowledge and Time Mismanagement, neither of which are handy combat skills (unless you're fighting some kind of Bureaucracy Elemental.)
So he'll turn me into a big red puddle.
The last NOTABLE monster was... probably the Nice Guy from Persona 4 (one of the additional monsters from the Shadow Kanji fight. I actually lost that battle, but I did kill that one.) So it's a big muscly two-toned dude who smells of roses and sauna who will "buff me up"?
Can I go back to the golem?