Last one liner as you die?

[Shifty Tortoise]

"My only regret... Is that i have... Bone-itis"

Good god, the guy above me has it O.O

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

I hope I wasn't ninjad!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Sir Bob]

"Spoiler: There is no light... gurglegurgledeathsound"

 

[Random Argument Man]

If I'm going to die, I might as well take them with me!

Seriously: Anyone got a cigar? What? Tobacco won't kill me. You might as well inform those anti-smoking adds that they were lying.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

I can't find the pin on my grenade....

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

CAMPERS ARE NOOooooOOOOOOooOoBBBBBSSSSSsssssSSssssss!!!

And then dead...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"................................I do cocaine"
[sup]*cookie for reference*[/sup]

Doctor Rockso the rock and roll clown. He does cocaine.

OT: good i'm just in time to join.

I'll keep your guys seat warm in hell.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Quick someone throw me some dice I need to cast a saving throw!

Correct guess!
As per promised a cookie

Spoiler: IF you can get past my minion! Ah hahahahahaaaa!

 

[Hardcore31]

D'oh!

 

[bobknowsall]

"Now what will the world revolve around... *death rattle*"

 

[Kavachi]

"....The game"

XD ninja'd!

 

[WirlWind]

"KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!"

 

[Kalfira]

"But I rolled a natural twenty... Fucking third edition."

 

[gothic wolf]

right before i die i pont at some random person (maybe with a gun) and yell:
OBJECTION!!
hope no one got there before me

 

[benoitowns]

You have got to be kidding me-

 

[Zealous]

Either: "I'll see you all in hell!" or "Awww... shit." depending on if I have some form of a firearm or bludgeoning weapon on me at the time or not.

 

[not_the_dm]

"It's. My. Life." Or "You promised me heaven, you gave me hell."

Edit: "Shot through the heart and you're to blame."

 

[craddoke]

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

 

[bz316]

Depends on the scenario:
1) Dying at the foot of my enemies. I pretend to be dead for a moment, let one of them get close to me, and stab him in the face saying "fuck you." then i die for real.
Most of the rest of the time I might just say: *Insert name*...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...the most....
or possibly get a cigarrete in my mouth, take a long drag, and say "Was it good for you too?"

 

[bz316]

OH! Also might say "Do a barrel rooo..."