Last one liner as you die?
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*hopes not to have been ninja'd but probably has*
'If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.'
'If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.'
I would likely say, "..Well.. F*ck."
However, if I wanted to be humorous, I'd likely say something like...
"I challenge you all to a Children's Card game!"
Or maybe,
"I love you guys!"
However, if I wanted to be humorous, I'd likely say something like...
"I challenge you all to a Children's Card game!"
Or maybe,
"I love you guys!"
"But what you didn't realize... was that I knew it all along." *Detonate bomb*
or
"Look behind you! ...I was sure that would work this time."
or
"Look behind you! ...I was sure that would work this time."
Well, it doesn't involve dying, and it does need some context, but:
VILLAIN: What do you want?
ME: 50,000 dollars. 35 for the meth you stole from me, and 15 for the pain and suffering you put my friend through.
VILLAIN: [laughs] Let me get this straight: Your friend comes here. I...[punching motions] beat the PISS out of him, and steal his meth. So you come here, demanding money, and you bring...more meth?! Brilliant.
ME: [calmly] You're wrong about one thing....[pick up rock of of villain's desk]
VILLAIN: Yeah, what's that?
ME: That's not meth.
*AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUUUUUNNNNNDDDD!*
*BOOOOM*
(reward for the reference)
VILLAIN: What do you want?
ME: 50,000 dollars. 35 for the meth you stole from me, and 15 for the pain and suffering you put my friend through.
VILLAIN: [laughs] Let me get this straight: Your friend comes here. I...[punching motions] beat the PISS out of him, and steal his meth. So you come here, demanding money, and you bring...more meth?! Brilliant.
ME: [calmly] You're wrong about one thing....[pick up rock of of villain's desk]
VILLAIN: Yeah, what's that?
ME: That's not meth.
*AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUUUUUNNNNNDDDD!*
*BOOOOM*
(reward for the reference)
"There is no flesh or blood under this cloak to kill, only an idea... and ideas...are bulletproof"
That or *get shot* "tell your wife *cough* the money is on *cough* the...*cough* windowsil" *die*
or finally *make gun sign with fingers, pointing at the firing squad* "bang" *pull grenade pin hidden behind back*
That or *get shot* "tell your wife *cough* the money is on *cough* the...*cough* windowsil" *die*
or finally *make gun sign with fingers, pointing at the firing squad* "bang" *pull grenade pin hidden behind back*
(points hand like a gun and aims for the killer) bang (dies)(you get a cookie if you get the reference)
fuck you asshole (with a thick German accent)
fuck you asshole (with a thick German accent)
Oh, right. Well, that is a reference, but not the one I was thinking of. (The entire quote is another reference) Well, it's my own fault. I should have been more specific. Anyway, here's your reward:geronh said:
I'd like to go out quoting The Boondock Saints so I'd either look to the heavens and shout "Thier was a Fire Fight!" while I fire my gun into the ceiling and falling to my knees. Or start saying the prayer that Connor and Murphy recite before they wack a scumbag
and while I say it pull out a grenade and remove the pin and if my timing could be perfect drop it as I say the final line and moment I finish BOOM it goes off. And it would only be better if My(and most likely my rivals) final moments were caught by a camera
and while I say it pull out a grenade and remove the pin and if my timing could be perfect drop it as I say the final line and moment I finish BOOM it goes off. And it would only be better if My(and most likely my rivals) final moments were caught by a camera
say "wait", walk up to the closest female shooter, grab one of her boobs, walk back to my original spot and say, "to quote some Zen philosopher, 'when in a hopeless situation, eat the strawberry'"
or
act crazy and say in a crazy voice, "I'm the Queen of France", and proceed to dance, the sheer wierdness will cause enough confusion to hopefully get out.
or
"sooooooooo, no orgy I take it?"
or
act crazy and say in a crazy voice, "I'm the Queen of France", and proceed to dance, the sheer wierdness will cause enough confusion to hopefully get out.
or
"sooooooooo, no orgy I take it?"
ZOMG haxx
or
As you know this means War!
maybe
Shout "SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!" And flip everyone off while laughing
Would have to go with
"Randy-Respawning in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Connection lost"
or
As you know this means War!
maybe
Shout "SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!" And flip everyone off while laughing
Would have to go with
"Randy-Respawning in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Connection lost"
If i knew i would die i would do the "Brave heart"... Pull down my pants and moon my enemy screaming "Freedooooommeee!!!" XD
