Last one liner as you die?

[mikecoulter]

There cane be only one.
Ahh just who I've been looking for.
But I never watched the last episode of Lost!

 

[Awesomeness]

I want my last line to be "Don't worry, it's not loaded." but if i die from natural causes I want my tombstone to say "I told you i was sick."

 

[Silent observer]

"go on, get out. Last words are for fools that haven't said enough."

or failing that

"KHAAAAAAAAAN....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

Or maybe even (in my best surrey accent)

"...be seeing you."

 

[Legion3321]

"I can't stop eating this delicious ooze"

 

[bloob]

I hope i don't take as long as Jesus to respawn

 

[sb666]

If I'm dieing your all coming with me then i blow the base up with a bomb i planted.

 

[TheHitcher]

BANANAGEDDON!

 

[TheHitcher]

Something along these lines.

Hide in a spoiler, maybe?

 

[Baldry]

"One second I need to think of a witty one liner....ahh fuck it, I'll see you in hell"

Or

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME. You can only kill yourself"

Or

"Is that Michael Jackson?! *point behind them and run*"

 

[Ekonk]

"***** ass ************"

And then I'd want those words in all caps on my tombstone.

 

[ninja555]

"LEEEEROYYY J . . ." (multiple gunshots)

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

So many to choose from.

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Damnit! Ninja'd. I've been looking through all of these hoping nobody would use it.

here's mine:

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
or
"Back off, man. I?m a scientist"
or
"I guess I better get busy dying"
or
"Diplomatic. Immunity." bang

cookies for those who get the references

 

[Dommyboy]

?I don?t know whether I was right or wrong. I guess I?ll never know. But I made it, and I guess I should be thankful for that.?

 

[DrMetal]

Damn, i amn out of ANKH's

 

[Mar451]

Just when things started getting interesting

 

[Sparrow]

"But I didn't even get to play Fallout: New Vegas!"

 

[Cluskey]

You are in the heart of the enemy base, and you run into a dark room. Then the lights flip on and you are surrounded by your rival's thugs, and he orders them to shoot you. Whats your last one liner as you die?

"Oh, Poo"

"I've still got that library book"

 

[darkonnis]

From SC2 - "I'M IN DEEP!"

 

[Tarranium]

IM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FI-