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War Penguin said:
monkey_man said:
War Penguin said:
I'd release all animals from the zoos. I want the city to look like a jungle. That way, I'll have animal company.

After that, PARTY!!!... with ANIMALS!!!
you'll get eaten by the bears or lions... or both

why are you people so fond with all the animals in the zoo anyway?
monkeys are enough...
Don't forget tigers... [small]Oh my.[/small]

And I gotta maintain the animal population. Can't have too many of one animal.

And I will gain all of the animals's trust. I will be KING!!!... of animals.
you shall not, for i hold the key to make monkeys talk properly...


and you will need a loooott of guns/bioviruses to maintain the animals
 

monkey_man

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theironbat46 said:
Are animals and bugs still there? If not, LOOT, LOOT, LOOT! If so, try and use some science stuff to mix humans and bears, or maybe pigs.. OR BOTH. Sould it be half Man Pig, half bear, or half bear pig, half man?
you will be half man-bear half pig...
XD
 
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nuke a few counrties, just to see what would happen. Get stuffs. If there is a female left with me then, bow chika bow wow. If not then... well we all know...
 

War Penguin

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monkey_man said:
War Penguin said:
monkey_man said:
War Penguin said:
I'd release all animals from the zoos. I want the city to look like a jungle. That way, I'll have animal company.

After that, PARTY!!!... with ANIMALS!!!
you'll get eaten by the bears or lions... or both

why are you people so fond with all the animals in the zoo anyway?
monkeys are enough...
Don't forget tigers... [small]Oh my.[/small]

And I gotta maintain the animal population. Can't have too many of one animal.

And I will gain all of the animals's trust. I will be KING!!!... of animals.
you shall not, for i hold the key to make monkeys talk properly...


and you will need a loooott of guns/bioviruses to maintain the animals
Way ahead of you on that one. I'm not called WAR Penguin for nothing.
 

turtleb

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PxDn Ninja said:
lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
As you are the only living person, if you make a female version of yourself via cloning, and try to reproduce, would it be incest or masturbation?

I would collect all the items I ever wanted, then probably do the same thing though. Try to find a way to repopulate the planet.

It would be incest and you would create mentally challenged and deformed babies.
 

awesomeemosewa

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Atemt to reanimate a woman? Shes A-L-I-V-E!

Angry Lobotimised (couldnt help it) Infected Vombat woman i named Eve
 

Joe Matsuda

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play videogames, read comic books....

watch movies...eat lots of ramen....

.....set things on fire.....and more videogames......
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Visit a waxwork museum armed with a hairdryer.
Make friends with a tree and call it Herbert Bob.
Live in my local game shop for a few days.
Try to learn how to grow crops/butcher livestock properly. Fail. Die.
 

SFR

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I would gather massive amounts of explosives, rig them around an entire city, and blow it to hell. I'd probably do that to every major city on the planet (saving food and other goodies before it goes by by). I'd video tape it for future looks.

I'd actually probably try to figure out how most things work so I could use them. For example, I'd figure out how to keep a water park open... so I could still go to water parks. This would also apply to basically anything I find fun but requires other people to use. Electricity for example.

So, in short, I'd take all the fun stuff, do fun stuff, and also blow shit up. I'd probably keep thinking of unique ways to destroy things. Such as learning to pilot a helicopter, carrying a car to the top of a huge building, get a parachute, drive off the building, jump out the window, open the parachute, and video tape the car blowing up the hospital it landed on.
 

monkey_man

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War Penguin said:
monkey_man said:
War Penguin said:
monkey_man said:
War Penguin said:
I'd release all animals from the zoos. I want the city to look like a jungle. That way, I'll have animal company.

After that, PARTY!!!... with ANIMALS!!!
you'll get eaten by the bears or lions... or both

why are you people so fond with all the animals in the zoo anyway?
monkeys are enough...
Don't forget tigers... [small]Oh my.[/small]

And I gotta maintain the animal population. Can't have too many of one animal.

And I will gain all of the animals's trust. I will be KING!!!... of animals.
you shall not, for i hold the key to make monkeys talk properly...


and you will need a loooott of guns/bioviruses to maintain the animals
Way ahead of you on that one. I'm not called WAR Penguin for nothing.
....
damn
....
speechless
 

etherlance

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lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
I hope you were not thinking of screwing those clones becuse technically they would be either your sisters or your daughters
 

Admiral Stukov

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1 Construct perfect androids.
2 Transfer my mind to an android body.
3 Lead a Race of sentient androids.
4 Sucess!
 

etherlance

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I just had a great idea........

I would arm myself with a bazooka and run around blowing up stuff that I don't like while dressed up as solid snake screaming

metal gear......METAL gear........METAL GEAR!!!!!! AAARRRHHHGGGGRRRR!!!!!
 
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etherlance said:
lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
I hope you were not thinking of screwing those clones becuse technically they would be either your sisters or your daughters
No, I'll get the tissue samples of the reamains of people on earth, then I'll get them as male clones to screw the female clones, then make outside female clones.
 

Misaek

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I would probably have to parachute out of a helicopter at low altitude with no parachute into a lake that I have spent 5 years now filling with green gummy beats and copys of the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 

Jark212

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Learn to fly a jet, steal Military Fighter jets bomb stuff then bail out...