Last Person on Earth

[ejb626]

First I'd find a way to get electricity, heating, AC, and water back to my house if all the utuility workers are gone there's no one to maintain that stuff, I'd also steal whatever I wanted from stores and take food quickly because it would rot on the shelves. Anyone ever seen that History Channel documentary Life After People it'd be kind of like that.

 

[Ashhearth]

I would find a way to draw all of the planets into the sun because since everyone's gone there's no real point in living and then kill myself by blowing up the sun so i can go out with a universe shaking bang.

 

[KillerH]

go hunting...

 

[DRTJR]

destroy all the bad movies, video games, and books, build a time machine to gather the DNA of the most beautiful women ever, to clone them. move to A movie stars house. Then phase two, I then clone them(BOW CHICKA WOW WOW) teach the children about myself and rule the world with a realy big crown, robes and the works.

 

[Sun Flash]

Play Pokemon.

but there will be no one to trade with! How would one Catch 'Em All? (tm)

*insert biggest "oh noes" face ever*

OT: I would say someting exciting but I'd probably sleep in. Or move into Tescos and then sleep some more.

 

[rockingnic]

I would die. But if I didn't I'd just go around, jacking cars and exceed the speed limit by at least three-fold.

 

[Murlin]

I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.

I'm with this fella

But rather I would use the cloning technology to recreate a few female super models or pr0n stars 'n stuff.

and then I'll have a sandwich

 

[Teh Roflchoppa]

Go to various gov places and find out what they've been hiding from us!

 

[chimpskylark]

Try to create various human animal hybrids, and make them wear things. Then go live with them on Machu Pichu.

 

[Sethzard]

probably kill myself, I'd be so bored.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

I'd walk onto a military base and have fun with some weapons and tanks.
And if I don't die from that then I'll try and fly a fighter jet.
And if I don't die from that then I'd eat a Windows 7 Whopper.
And if I don't die from that then ... well that would just be silly

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.

As you are the only living person, if you make a female version of yourself via cloning, and try to reproduce, would it be incest or masturbation?

I would collect all the items I ever wanted, then probably do the same thing though. Try to find a way to repopulate the planet.

Well, since identical twins are essencially clones of each other, incest.

On to the point at hand, I'd probably just go about gathering all the shit I can, find a big old house and live out the rest of my days there. The land of do as you please. I suppose I'd cry a lot as well. I like people.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Lock up when I'm done.

 

[teijakool]

I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.

This.
Shaping the world as I see fit? Sold.

 

[Caligulove]

Well I certainly wouldn't dance naked to the song War. (Looks around him.)

On another note I would just loot stuff.

The simpsons plan, eh?

Personally, I would probably just travel/wander around places. That or move to somewhere closer to the Hoover Dam... that thing won't be going down for awhile

 

[Daveman]

are there still animals? because if there are I'll probably sail around to different places on the world, visit everywhere. then when I was done, I'd top myself.

 

[RanD00M]

I would have naked fun for about a week.Then most likely kill myself.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I'd like to thank everybody who took the idea of cloning, imitatation is the sincerest form of flattery

I know most you thought it up by yourselves, I just want to keep a good old thread going, and this is nothing compared to what I did on help I'm dating a zombie to keep it going.

 

[Pegghead]

If it were me I think I'd either

*End up going completely insane and going about the rest of my life like I wasn't the last man on earth by doing things like having imaginary conversations or making a friend out of blood, grass and a volleyball.

*Become self-sufficient. Stockpile food and move into the city. Also start crops growing. Fill the place I choose with entertainment such as books and tvs.