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[Zirat]

Can you actualy prove that?

 

[Best of the 3]

Not unless I shove a racket up your ass.. head first

 

[Zirat]

See? Badminton comes in use there, where else would you get the proper racket?

And you dont wanna know what he does with the birdy...

 

[Best of the 3]

Ah, but over here it's called a cock

[sub]badminton sex humour, the best kind XD[/sub]

 

[Zirat]

Ah, then that makes things twice as interesting =)

While not the best, its certainly up there

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh, I don't know. Changing into short shorts and shirts, getting all hot and sweaty, banging some cocks around. And in mixed you always aim for the woman X3

I think it works pretty well, gets quite a few people riled up. XD

 

[steeple]

Ah, but over here it's called a cock

[sub]badminton sex humour, the best kind XD[/sub]

I guess that winners in badminton say "I raped that guy" more often then not, no?

 

[Best of the 3]

Ah, but over here it's called a cock

[sub]badminton sex humour, the best kind XD[/sub]

I guess that winners in badminton say "I raped that guy" more often then not, no?

That or, I shoved the cock in his face XD

 

[steeple]

Ah, but over here it's called a cock

[sub]badminton sex humour, the best kind XD[/sub]

I guess that winners in badminton say "I raped that guy" more often then not, no?

That or, I shoved the cock in his face XD

next practice, dip the thingie (I refuse to call it that way) in a glass of milk, and hit the guy you are practicing as hard as you can with it, aiming for his head...
when he asks what the hell is the white stuff on it, tell him you may have over-done it...
sick, but can be quite funny...

 

[Best of the 3]

snip

Call it a birdie if you want to be a humourless American >_<

And I might try that. Good practical joke to add to my list.

 

[steeple]

snip

Call it a birdie if you want to be a humorless American >_<

And I might try that. Good practical joke to add to my list.

HEY! Im not humorless!
I may be grumpy, I may be tiring, I may be annoying, I may be american, I may be humorless, but I am not a communist!

but seriously, Im not american, nor humorless (bad humor still counts as humor, is what I always say when people tell me Im not funny)

 

[Best of the 3]

snip

Call it a birdie if you want to be a humorless American >_<

And I might try that. Good practical joke to add to my list.

HEY! Im not humorless!
I may be grumpy, I may be tiring, I may be annoying, I may be american, I may be humorless, but I am not a communist!

but seriously, Im not american, nor humorless (bad humor still counts as humor, is what I always say when people tell me Im not funny)

I never said you were humourless, or American. But if you wanted to be, call it a birdie

 

[Zirat]

Well.... I may be a bit deadpan, and American, but not humorless.

And I call it either Shuttlecock or Birdie. Usualy the latter for brevitys sake <.<

 

[steeple]

I have nothing more to say on the subject of badminton.... so while on the subject, 11-2!

 

[Best of the 3]

But Birdie is still boring

 

[steeple]

well, then, let us agree to disagree about the agreement that was arguably agreed on both sides, shall we?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

But Birdie is still boring

Hey, you play badminton? Also I think I need to replug my thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.250372-Give-the-below-user-a-noble-death#9268236] so that you'll check it out

Oh and I'm winning now, apparently.

 

[steeple]

like hell you are

 

[Best of the 3]

But Birdie is still boring

Hey, you play badminton? Also I think I need to replug my thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.250372-Give-the-below-user-a-noble-death#9268236] so that you'll check it out

Oh and I'm winning now, apparently.

I would but that looks like a lot of work and I'm not all that creative :/

Maybe later when I have more free time. And yeah, I've played badminton for the last 10 years.

And now I am winning, YAY!

 

[steeple]

enjoy this filler post.... in about 12-14 hours a new one will be ready.
until then, I win.