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[xmbts]

I just hurt myself in the dumbest way possible I think.

 

[steeple]

please, elaborate

 

[xmbts]

Well there was a pickle jar in the fridge, I decided to open it.

I swear its stuck on there with glue or something, because I twisted as hard as I could and my finger made a loud popping sound. D:

Now it kind of hurts and is making all sorts of cracking noises when I move it. To top that off I still haven't opened the damn jar.

 

[mParadox]

Did you try opening it with your left hand?

 

[steeple]

forget the left hand, did you try to open it with your left foot?
you realy mean you (possibly) broke/sprained/fucked up your finger opening a jar of pickles? I always knew pickles were up to no good! taste bad and are now bad for your body, throw them to the fire I say!

 

[xmbts]

First the left hand then the right.

And not really hurt it, more like it popped out of place for a second.

 

[Best of the 3]

Dang, I haven't posted here in a while. Time to assert myself again.

 

[steeple]

the only thing youre going to assert is my victory

 

[Best of the 3]

Cool beans.

 

[CommissarOridium]

Deadpool: i like bullets yes i do, 'cus bullets kills people and i like killing people, something something something, something rhymes on people

 

[Best of the 3]

My demon butler catches bullets and throws them back. Seriously.

 

[CommissarOridium]

well then, can you bake me a cake? got into uni so i feel like celebrating :3

 

[The Clown]

hooray, congradulatifalatilations

 

[CommissarOridium]

spank you very much clown, i'll spare a cake when someone has won this thread

EDIT: ooh, my 100th post, YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

spank you very much clown, i'll spare a cake when someone has won this thread

EDIT: ooh, my 100th post, YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

Congratulations, you are the one responsible for reducing the productivity of about 6 people for the rest of their lives.

I hate you...

[sub][sub]Also congrats on the 100. Just don't make a thread about it like I did, you'll get shouted at.[/sub][/sub]

 

[CommissarOridium]

spank you very much clown, i'll spare a cake when someone has won this thread

EDIT: ooh, my 100th post, YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

Congratulations, you are the one responsible for reducing the productivity of about 6 people for the rest of their lives.

I hate you...

[sub][sub]Also congrats on the 100. Just don't make a thread about it like I did, you'll get shouted at.[/sub][/sub]

i thought the escapist was all about reducing productivity

 

[xmbts]

That's all it's done for me...I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Best of the 3]

100 now, 1000 next. 1337 later. 2500 after that, then it's 5000. then the mighty 10000.

 

[xmbts]

I'm getting close to my 5000, I'll have that badge before you Best.

 

[Best of the 3]

Unless I report you for winning XD