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Oh, well its 330AM here. So I'm going to bed now.
 

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@[user]Steeple[/user] I haven't forgotten. Surely we could negotiate some concessions in other threads. You must certainly have other fronts that need defence or expansion... I may be able to support you there if you could back out of this thread. For you see, I am here to stay and my armies have already entrenched.

However, first things first. The destruction of the Vuvuzelaman is my top priority.
 

steeple

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@xmbts good night man

@redlin5 Im afraid you are mistaken, for you see, I diverted all my main armies to this thread, while using the local millitia to defend the homeland and expansions (those peasants are mighty loyal once you tell them that youl give them 15% of the thread's winnings... also kidnapping their children helps).
the destruction of the Vuvu is top priority, so I suggest we agree on the terms later, but first create our battle plans, here is my suggestion:

 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Agreed, we shall deal with the inevitable conflict of interests when it arises.

Now, as for your battle plan...

It looks promising but too dependent on weather conditions... I have a counter proposal for you.



To be followed up with a far more powerful attack on the left. It has a great chance of completely disrupting all Vuvuzela communications along their line, opening up the way for concentrated air attack and armored sweeps.
 

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Hoom, due to my inablility to sleep tonight... er, today, I shall have to console myself with stealing your win.
 

steeple

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your battle plan does look flawless in theory, but in reality it has a couple of major flaws...
the main one is that you seem to take the invasion route through a neighboring country, which may or may not have diplomatic/economic relations with Vuvuland. if the Vuvu army is informed of your attack plan, it can respond accordingly and send its armies to the flank of yours, taking away any surprise effect you have and demolish your tanks on the flanks.
another flaw is that you forgot one thing about the Vuvu army: they have diffetent technologies then us, and are (in certain conditions) somewhat superior to us (for example, the Vuvu-tanks have vibrating-uber-voice-unearthation weapon modifications, aka VUVUzelas, allowing them to stun and kill our troops). if you wont take into account the fact that your path leads through accustic places (such as mountains for example), you wont be able to inflict any damage to the Vuvu-nation.

my plan, on the other hand, is straight landing on a beach, an accusticaly fucked-up place, giving the Vuvu little-to-no advantage...

[sub]also, is Vuvu-land located in france? because if so that would make me laugh[/sub]
 

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xmbts said:
Clown, where have you been lurking? Also how was your holiday?
I've been lurking in the land of bad internet, went to see relatives, and yesm good holiday, finally got orange box, and was given the last scrap of money I needed to buy this new custom built laptop I've been saving for. How were your holidays?
 

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The Clown said:
I've been lurking in the land of bad internet, went to see relatives, and yesm good holiday, finally got orange box, and was given the last scrap of money I needed to buy this new custom built laptop I've been saving for. How were your holidays?
Nice, except for the bad internet part. Mine was fine, I got a bunch of shirts, a fancy new coat, and spent the day with my extended family. Also I got money from the less creative people in my family.
 

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Sheesh, I go to sleep and people forget my veto.

Well, VETO!

[sub]And to whoever asked, I'm not French and - no offense to the country - Vuvuland isn't going there either (tactical reasons).

Any beaches Vuvuland has are adjacent to the mountains and their passes, for tactical reasons.[/sub]
 

steeple

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VuvuZelaMan said:
Sheesh, I go to sleep and people forget my veto.

Well, VETO!
the reason people forget about your veto is because you have no right of veto... and how could you possibly gain the right of veto in decisions regarding the A.V.V.I.?
 

The Clown

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Also.... if the last ten years will be remembered as the noughties, what do you reckon our nation will thoughtfully name the next decade?
 

VuvuZelaMan

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steeple said:
VuvuZelaMan said:
Sheesh, I go to sleep and people forget my veto.

Well, VETO!
the reason people forget about your veto is because you have no right of veto... and how could you possibly gain the right of veto in decisions regarding the A.V.V.I.?
Well, because it effects my sovereignty, of course.
 

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Hey there just popping in for a bit.
 

steeple

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also, Im fairly certain weasels dont go POP!
if anything, they go BUHTCH! or squish.... Ill need to further my research into this to be sure
 

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