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[xmbts]

He does that, he'll be back though. In all his plastic buzzing glory.

 

[mParadox]

Until then, try playing a piano with only one hand.

 

[nuba km]

the noise reminds me of a swarm of beedrills

 

[Zirat]

Actualy, a swarm of giant bee's drilling into me would be preferable then having to deal with vuvuzelas...

 

[nuba km]

yea because vuvuzela attacks are super effective against everything except chuck norris and the people who can't hear(don't know who to spell the word for it).

 

[Zirat]

Deaf?

Yeah, and atleast you can get a cure for poison, and if you DO die the release will be sweet...
Vuvuzelas are the eternal torment, they are the sole musical instrument in hell and provide all of its background music....

 

[nuba km]

it is also in heaven!

 

[Zirat]

Well... thats a horrifying prospect

 

[nuba km]

I know the only way to stop it is by melting every vuvuzela in existence would you join me on that quest

 

[Zirat]

Indeed I would, it is certainly a worthy endeavour!

 

[nuba km]

well lets get started,
first we destroy all places that make vuvuzelas then we track down every person who has bought one then we go to heaven and hell and finally we track down any vuvuzelas that people have lost.

 

[Zirat]

Well, the first place to go would probably be South Africa, that is where the accursed instrument first came from.
From there we can work our way through the branches of production, annihilating all other producers...
Though tranportation may be an issue, I'm flat broke.

 

[nuba km]

I am a pokemon and I know pokemon that can use fly but we will need explosives.

 

[Zirat]

Hmmf, I guess that can work...
And as for explosives, dont worry!
I know a man who knows a guy who knows my cousin, I can drum up enough Nitroglycerine, C-3, dynamite, and other fun stuff to blow up what we need

 

[nuba km]

YAY ARSINE ON A GLOBAL SCALE let's go!

 

[Zirat]

Hey, your the one supplying transportation. YOUR supposed to lead the way!

 

[nuba km]

*calls dragontie*
*hopes on*
get on then we are on our way to destroy all vuvuzelas

 

[Zirat]

*Grabs Bag 'O Explosives and boards the dragon*
Alright, Lets Go!

 

[nuba km]

*starts flying*
-10 min later-
*collides with plane*
should we help the people in the plane?

 

[Zirat]

... wanna flip a coin? Heads we save them, tails we dont. Lets go!
*Throws coin, whipped away by the wind and its never seen again*
... okay, I say we DONT.
I'm sure Superman or something will come save them, we got a job to do!