@nuba km: wait, you have the detonator? I thought I had it... in that case, I wonder what this thing does
*presses the button*
do I smell fire?
@Best of the 3: Ill tell you why: when you have free time, you spend less time doing productive things, which stimulates a different part of your brain then usual. that part of the brain, when stimulated, sends low frequency radio-waves to outer space, which end up in the centauri cluster. these very radio-wave are the primary source of energy to the dreaded beast of the centauri, which, according to the prophecy is half man, half horse, and half bear (not sure how it works exactly...). THATS WHY!