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[steeple]

he constructed great empires, and built some pretty cool sand castles too...

 

[nuba km]

his giant crystal skull that cried magma was also pretty sweet...

 

[steeple]

indeed, all his jewel-encrusted body parts were an awe-inspiring sight, even his poisonous ruby-fangs...

 

[mParadox]

Which were fatal to even an elephant.

 

[steeple]

or an even bigger elephant... with harpoons for ears, and laser guided rockets for eyes...

 

[nuba km]

amen

 

[mParadox]

*bows* May he find a better place.

 

[steeple]

I hear the rent in valhalla is quite reasonable, though the smell is hellish

 

[Zirat]

Well what do you expect in a place that is pretty much a giant frat house?

Blarg....

 

[The Clown]

Blargh? blargh blargh, a-blargha blargh blargh.

 

[Zirat]

Blargle fargle hardel?
HUDDA-HUDDA!

Also... werent you supposed to evolve Nuba already?

 

[The Clown]

*evolves nuba*

 

[nuba km]

why is clown gargling

 

[nuba km]

 

[The Clown]

Nuba, attack zirat.

 

[nuba km]

with what?
move set:
elecnet
elecball
bugbuzz
signal beam

 

[Zirat]

*Rolls eyes*

Please, you think I'm just undefended? In case you forgot, I made myself a Mewtwo (and not to mention my Securitron army), so unless you wanna turn this into a brawl, I suggest you lay off the attacks...

 

[nuba km]

well I don't have much of a choice clown is my trainer.

 

[Zirat]

Your level 100!
I doubt he has the apropriate badges to control you...

 

[nuba km]

the badges to control pokemon only apply to pokemon traded from other trainers but clown doesn't really now how to command a pokemon:
also here is a combo that could to serious damage against mewtwo. I combine elecball and elecnet to make a weighted electric net to throw over mewtwo then I use bug buzz to go through out the entire net causing super effective damage as well as continues electric damage.